Okay okay but hear me out: Gardener Simon
-Simon in cute patterned rain boots, splattered with mud and leaves from working outside
-Simon with dirt smeared on his forehead and a happy smile on his face because for once he’s growing things instead of destroying them
-Simon in overalls
-Simon in a greenhouse, tending to seedlings and carefully rearranging pots, dutifully walking around with a spray bottle to water any plants that look thirsty
-Simon calmly weeding flowerbeds in the mornings, dew on his hands
-Simon cheerfully chatting to bumblebees and butterflies enjoying his flowers he grows just for them
-Simon having dozens of potted plants in his flat; on top of the refrigerator, on the shelves, the windowsills, the kitchen table
-Simon growing all kinds of herbs and sweet-smelling things to perfume the air and calm his mind
-Simon watering flower boxes outside his window while drinking tea
-Simon bringing fresh, homemade bouquets with thoughtful flower language meanings to Baz, who swoons
-Simon gifting Penny with pretty little succulents and pressed flowers she treasures
-Simon proudly growing his own fruit and vegetables
-Simon daintily smelling blooms with sunshine lighting up his hair
-Simon wearing real flower crowns
-Simon just sitting with his plants and stroking their leaves when he feels bad
-Simon quietly talking to his plants about whatever’s on his mind
-Simon growing basil just to annoy Baz (*Simon holding up a basil leaf* “look, it’s you!” “fuck off, Snow” *Baz is secretly pleased*)
-Simon complaining about plant-killing weather and insects
-Simon discussing environmental issues with Penny
-Simon pouring over gardening books and being able to point out certain plants he sees, and Penny and Baz are just happy he’s happy (“that’s an azalea” “yes, Simon” “those are sweet potato vines” “yes, Simon”)
-Simon spending all his free time gardening and slowly learning that he is not destructive and can do good things