Move I’m Gay

Actually I’m bi but that’s not the meme—nerdistheword on AO3, I write some Snowbaz shit

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Help this family lay their daughter to rest

On Saturday night, January 7th, a mass shooting occurred in Madison County, Alabama at a 21st birthday party. There were multiple shooters and only two have been arrested so far. Two women were confirmed dead on the scene, and another 11 were shot and injured. One of those victims was Quantasia Grant, originally from Florida. She, like the other victim Kaitlyn Jenkins, was only 20 years old.

I’m posting a link here to the GoFundMe set up by Quantasia Grant’s family, to raise money to pay for a proper memorial service.

I’m from this part of Alabama, and this tragic shooting hits really close to home. If you can donate, please do. If not, please share this link and get the word out.

Last I checked, they only had about $5,000 out of their $15,000 goal, and there’s only 10 days left.

In Memory of Quantasia Grant Scottabug, organized by Antionette Grant

hello my name is Antionette Grant. On January 7, 2023. My daughter becam… Antionette Grant needs your support for In Memory of Quantas

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I have not posted anything in about a year now but I’ve been lurking in the background of the Simon Snow fandom, enjoying beautiful fanart and reading tons of awesome fanfiction. So I thought I would post a link list here of the Snowbaz fics that I have read and loved and subsequently bookmarked this year so far. Most of these are multi chaptered and pretty dragon!simon or wing centric because i love that shit

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I know I haven’t posted in a Long Time but IF YALL DON’T DRAW AND WRITE SIMON SNOW AS FAT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MY BOY IS CANONICALLY CHUBBY. That is all my AWTWB fanart input. No spoilers here. Enjoy the book.

(I read it in two evenings because I have no self control.)

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Just coming out of my Tumblr hibernation to post about the new cover that dropped today. It's fucking gorgeous, naturally

Just. They put Simon in dad jeans again. Which like, not a dunk on that choice, he can pull it off, but also why

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Beware the plant con!!😂 Once you accept one plant, he'll never stop 🌻🌹🌼

This Simon is from the fic He's a Knockout by nerdistheword over on AO3!!!! (If they have a tumblr, let me know and I'll tag them!)

This fic is one of my favorites as I'm a sucker for a rowdy Simon and a good flower shop au!!! 😃❤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21579718?view_full_work=true

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Holy shit, that’s me!!!!

I love your art, it makes me so very happy! No ones ever made art for my fic before, thank you so much!

Of course now that there’s art for it I have to connect this profile to my AO3 one but that’s okay because I love your art! (I have a pocket Simon and a Simon Snow support group sticker)

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I have F E A R S

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Hello yes my hobbies include making myself cry when I write my own fanfic

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Every damn time y’all

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A problem I struggle with daily, though part of me knows Penny doesn’t need to be in a relationship for me to love her and for her character to achieve growth and fulfillment; I just like both of these ships and I think Penny does deserve a healthy relationship

(also, hi! Haven’t posted in a while)

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I do not possess any modicum of self control nor do I understand moderation, the day Wayward Son came out I bought a copy and went straight home, sat on my bed, and read that motherfucker in five consecutive hours and my eyes wanted to melt out of my head by the end of it and I was crying but it was worth it, it freaks me out when I see casual fans of stuff, like how can you pace yourself at all

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Shepard, trying to be friends with Baz, Penny, and Simon

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Carry On: *life-changing trauma goes down*

Wayward Son:

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My favorite thing about Shepard is that he just doesn’t know when to quit and has next to no common sense or survival instinct

Like, he sees these three dumbass mages at a ren faire using magic to kill vampires in broad daylight and he’s like “friends? friends maybe?” and fucking follows them in his truck for hours

Then he finally talks to them and they want literally nothing to do with this overly friendly normal who knows too much (except Simon, because Simon has no common sense either) and there’s a literal gunfight with these animal-headed creatures and Shepard acts as a getaway driver for them

THEN THEY GO TO A MOTEL AND PENNY CASTS A FORGETTING SPELL ON THIS FUCKER WHEN HE GOES TO SLEEP AND THEY JUST LEAVE HIS PUNKASS

And I can only imagine that he wakes up after they’ve left, memories still intact, sighs, and immediately goes out looking for his flighty friends, knowing full well they still want nothing to do with him, only to find them in the clutches of his buddy Margaret the dragon so he sweet talks them out of that mess and then THEY GO TO VEGAS AND NEARLY DIE IN A VAMPIRE GUNFIGHT IN THE DESERT

And then afterwards Penny tells him to come back to England with them and Shep just fucking agrees like does this boy have a job? A home? Does homeboy even have a passport or anything? He barely knows these people and he’s just down for whatever, there is obviously a fuck ton of drama and traumatic backstory behind everybody and he doesn’t even care, he’s just happy to be included I love his dumbass so much

What I’m saying is that Shepard is the friend you call at one am when your car has broken down in the middle of nowhere and he’s just fucking there, maybe he brought you a hamburger idk he’s just a good, down for whatever friend

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Something I don’t think anyone has talked nearly enough about was that Margaret the mountain dragon woman was just going to keep Simon and raise him as her own, and that part of the book filled me with a unique mixture of amusement and panic like “ha, she thinks Simon is a baby dragon” and “OH NO SHE WANTS TO KEEP HIM”

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GIVE ME CHUBBY SIMON SNOW GODDAMMIT

I want the Chonky Boy

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Tell me I’m wrong, I dare you