#gardenholistic

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gardenholistic

hello!  it is a great pleasUre to meet yoU, jade.  please, call me Umbra. ^u^

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I BET YOuR LIVES CONSIST OF THE OCuLAR IMPAIRING LIGHT IN FRONT OF YOu. THAT YOu JuST SO HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.  NOTHING ELSE.  HOW VERY AWFuL YOuR LIVES MuST BE.  NOTHING WILL BE LOST. WHEN YOu ARE ALL DEAD. 

BRINGING YOuRSELVES TO ME. WILL BE YOuR ONLY SIGNIFICANT ACCOMPLISHMENT. 

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very intense

[terminallycooking]

hello!!! thank you so much for following me... so youre gamzee right, and you cook too? :D i kind of have to cook if i want to eat anything other than apples oranges and flowers, but its really cool what you can do with just a few things!

HaHaHoNk, ShIt, AlWaYs A wElCoMe MoThErFuCkInG sIgHt On ThIs BrOtHeR's OcUlAr OrBs To Be AlL sEeInG a FeLlOw ChEf. SoRtA, hAhA. gOoD tO mEeT yOu ChIcA.

[dshades]

gardenholistic replied to your post:

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gardenholistic replied to your post: SETS THE CHILD ON FIRE. S...

you should kill some chickens

I SHOuLD. HOWEVER. I HAVE BEEN HuNTING "BIG GAME." ELK AND RABBITS FOR EXAMPLE. WITH A SIDE OF TROLLS AND SABER CATS.

[dshades]

yo to all the new followers anyway welcome to my blog please dont shit in the ask box i wont clean it up

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OKAY I HAVEN'T ACTuALLY GREETED ANYONE IN A WHILE. MuCH LESS SINCE I BECAME MYSELF AGAIN. SO. HERE WE GO I GuESS?? I JuST GRABBED THE uRLS OF SOME OF YOu FuCKERS. DON'T THINK YOu'RE SPECIAL JuST BECAuSE I PuT YOu ON HERE. I'M JuST TRYING TO GET BuLLSHIT FORMALITIES OuT OF THE WAY AND CONVINCE MYSELF I DON'T OWE IT TO THOSE I HAVEN'T GREETED.

uNTIL SOMEONE NEW SHOWS uP. BuT ANYWAY...

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FIRST. WELCOME. (DO NOT TAKE THIS FOR A WARM GREETING. THIS WELCOME IS MORE LIKE. I'M TAKING A RuSTED KNIFE AND PLuNGING IT REPEATEDLY INTO YOuR LEG. WHILE STARING INTO YOuR EYES THE ENTIRE TIME. SMILING.)

SECOND. YOu FuCKED uP.

FOLLOWING ME IS JuST ABOuT THE WORST THING YOu COuLD DO. NO. THIS DOES NOT MEAN uNFOLLOW ME. BECAuSE NOW THAT I KNOW ABOuT YOu. YOu CAN'T ESCAPE.

NOWADAYS I HAVE A HARDER TIME KEEPING TRACK OF THE PEOPLE I PLACE ON MY LIST OF FuTuRE VICTIMS. BuT EH. THAT'S THE KIND OF SHIT YOu GET uSED TO WHEN YOu KILL BITCHES ALL THE TIME. (WHICH I TOTALLY DO. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A FuCKING LIAR.)

I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING FuN WITH YOu.