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cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

notlostonanadventure

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

averagefairy

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

#rapbotics master emcee #man its been forever since ive tagged dirk in something #i almost couldnt remember what his tag was

elidaddyy

When everyones forgotten about heelys, so their not banned inside anymore.

#me af

staff

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

#bring on the war staff

autotechnician

Look. Dropping the ball’s not surprising when you can finally get back in the game altogether.

dshades

ill im saying is brah its time to get your game on no what im saying

#make me #autotechnician

autotechnician replied to your post:

You’re calling me out but your timing just wasn’t good.

hey nah my timing was perfect for once yours was off

#autotechnician

autotechnician

And then my brother comes in not only to wreck my shit, but my message-answering system and front of play my life events as calmly as possible.

#Typical bro stuff you know.

dshades

hashtag just dave things

#autotechnician

“no one im particularly close to is on right now”

alright dude

#im experiencing a range of emotions for once in my life #im offended but also hyped

@carcinogenicgallantry look my debatable bad taste may be reliable in its consistency in always being a thing but its limited to the strict biz hours from 12 pm to 4:19 pm

#carcinogenicgallantry

its almost three in the morning why would i care about naruto

john just called me to tell me hes having "naruto feels" like some kind of schmuck

#he woke me up #grimmdork #is that your url #shit i dont even remember its been like a year

none of yall decided it was important enough to tell me snoop dogg has a new show on mtv huh

#bunch of fake ass friends and followers #im legit hurt about this

this movie only fuels into the wake and bake kind of life style because i guarantee no ones starting their day out with wanting to stare at jay baruchels face for a good three hours in between commercial breaks without some kind of inducement

#drugs implied //

what dude at the vh1 station looked at his work television schedule and thought to himself, you know what the people need on this channel people now clearly only tune into for background noise? shes out of my league at 9:30 am. there is no perfect time other than 9:30 am to air this sad, mediocre hardly passing comedic film and being the chump i am i have to give the people not what they asked for but what they need

#who was the person in charge of scheduling #this is the solid choice of a slacker

positivity post for frat boyz

your parties arent what make you im sure theres someone out there whos going to think your collared polo shirts are kinda ok you only look like a tool maybe 3/4s of the time so theres a solid quarter of mild decency in there to look forward to i guess maybe if you lost the asshole sandals and general douche bag air she might call you back the next day

#i bore witness to a real life frat guy and remembered the pain of second hand embarrassment that comes from looking at a popped collar