#garf posts

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i remembered that I have free will and access to photoshop

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I believe in Hannah superiority. 🙏🛐

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To clarify, I think that demons can pick any race or gender while masking as humans (aka, they are not as hardlocked into them as we are).

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I present to you product of my boredom.

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The triplets are all using the same account btw. So technically it's 5 people...

Original meme under the cut.

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Thinking about that scene where Sebastian was impaled by the Undertaker scythe and then collapses in the boat after fighting off strange dolls.

Imagine if (for some reason) the roles were switched and it was Claude and Alois.

Ciel was shaken but handled the whole situation pretty good for a thirteen years old.

Absolutely won't fly with Alois. He would have like three brakedowns in the span of 15 seconds.

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Today I bring you my favorite lavender marriage couple (they are both gay, your honor). Tomorrow? Who knows…

They do that to Seb regularly btw… Headcanon rambling about these two are under the cut.

I'll never get tired of clarifying this: They are not romantically together. In my stupid au they are platonically married and toxicly co-dependent. But have absolutely no interest in each other in a romantic or sexual way. I'm playing with the idea of them being absolute freaks by demon standards. They legitimately participate in activities that normal demons believe are “beneath them” (not even talking about their weird “pseudo-nuclear-family” situation. Most demons are just loners — like Sebastian). Like casual sex with humans, sleeping, eating human food (purely for taste and no sustenance) and even smoking and drinking (they have to actually improvise with those. Like adding poison in order for it to have any effect on them).

Demons can sleep, but rarely do so — cause they are vulnerable in that state. And in hell, vulnerability means curtain death. Those two figured out that as long as at least someone is alert and stands on guard, they can enjoy some sleep. Mostly they take turns, but VERY rarely, both will sleep and leave triplets in charge. Don't come after me for Hannah's clothes. If Sebastian is allowed to have mobile phone and Ciel can watch TV — Hannah is allowed to have comfortable non-historical accurate clothes. Claude is messy — cause he is a butler aesthetic tryhard only when Sebastian is around. Or humans.

When it's just Hannah, he honestly doesn't care that much (at least in this art. This headcanon is not set in stone for me).

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With how sebastian didn't knew ANYTHING about india's religion. Even though he lived for at least a hundred years - I fully belive that this bastard not that old by demon standarts. Something like 25 in human years.

He probably crowled out of hell. Made himself look like pretty white dude (so he wouldnt have to deal with racism or sexism) and just stick to Europe his whole time on Earth.

Which leads me to my even funnier headcanon. There ARE other supernatural creatures in the world. The bastard just never encountered them. Or they were smart enough to trick him.

On other hand - I headcanon Hannah so much older then Seb or Claude. She was in India, she was in Russia, she saw ancient Egypt etc.

So of course she know about other creatures. And of course told Claude and triplets. So they are all very casual about it.

Imagine sebastian taking Ciel to a plate date with Alois to the Trancy manor.

And Hannah and Claude are just there sweeping away thousands of poppy seeds in the garden.

Hannah looks up, apologetically smiles

"Oh, sorry. We just got rid of the Vurdalak last night. You know how they are"

And he doesn't. He fucking doesn't. Cause he's been a basic white boy his whole life. Assuming that some "people" don't smell like souls not because the don't have them, but because they are so bland.

He takes that as a joke and laughs it off.

And Hannah and Claude look at him like the idiot he is.

Like it's the equivalent of living today and not knowing Australia is a real place.

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Just finished reading a couple of crossover-fics with Kuroshitsuji. And it's so fucking funny how in crossover fics Sebastian has this creepy presence. He's described like beautiful but dangerous with Victorian charm.

Meanwhile, in just fandom content Seb is like a weird cryptid uncle. Like yeah, he is here, he is queer and everyone is trying to ignore him: