#garis;;

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Sophie: Well... I can at least get you some food now you're here. What would you like?

Garis: Eh, we'll be happy with a bit of upsasuke.

Sophie: What is... what is upsasuke?

Garis, doing xir best Sasuke voice: Tch... nothing of your concern.

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Garis: You and Foxtrot get along well. We would put the two of you in a boat.

Wren: Are-... are you trying to say that you 'ship' us?

Garis: Correct. But where you would be shipped, that we don't quite know.

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Garis: what the fu-

Garis: -uuuuuuuuuudge.

Wren:

Garis: ... it feels like we can’t curse in front of you. Do you cuss? Can you say a cuss word please?

Wren: Oh, sure! FUCK!

Garis, holding in laughter: Thank you.

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i hold out my hand, quotes please, quotes -

Quotes for you!!!!!!!! // Welcome!

Sophie: I made tea. Theo: I don’t want tea. Sophie: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. Theo: Then why the hell’re you tellin’ me? Sophie: It is a conversation starter. Theo: Pretty crappy conversation starter. Sophie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Sophie: [watching some kids run by and play with Souji’s dogs] Sophie: Ahhh, to be young... Garis: Felt that. Garis: ... wait, you’re only twenty, what the fuck are you- we’re only twenty-five--

Theo: [gives Sophie a baked treat on the house] Sophie: Goodness, thank you! You know, despite what Alex says about you, I think you're really rather nice. Alex: A- are you trying to start shit?!

Sophie, frustrated: Okay, who the fuck- Souji: Hey! Language! Sophie: Ahem. Whom the fuck-

Yeong-Hui: Listen. If you wanna be an effective sapphic, you gotta learn how to flirt with the women who run through your mind all day. Yeong-Hui: You gotta practice your pickup lines, girl. Hit me with the best ya got. Sophie: Ah, erm... you are pretty. Yeong-Hui: Yeah, I know. Now, c’mon, pickup lines.

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Garis: This is Neff. Not our partner, she's our, uh...

Nefeloma: Carer.

Garis: Yes, our carer. She cares so we don't have to.

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Neff: Hey, when are you free?

Garis: We're forever imprisoned in our own personal hell, so we're never truly 'free', but we don't really have plans all next week except for Monday.

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{clydesgod} ‘!!!’

Welcome!!!

Alex, walking into Richard’s apartment: Whoa- dude, are you okay? Richard, laying on the floor, surrounded by bottles: I’m no cham and all pagne.

Vitalis: So you’re in university? What do you major in? Alex, not wanting to give too complex an answer: Uh... IT. Vitalis: ... you mean like the clown?

Vitalis, leading Alex to the bedroom: I hope you brought protection~. Alex, pulling out a shield: Wh-... why? Are- are there bears, or something?

Richard: I drink to forget, but I always remember... Garis: You are drinking a Capri Sun. Richard: Vitty stole the last of the booze last night, what do you want me to drink? Garis: Water???????????????

Krista, reading the news: Oh, it says that this person died not long after they called your Alex some kind of bad name. I wonder what happened to them? Richard, wiping blood off his knuckles: I’ve no idea.