Shepard: So. Who broke it?
Crew:
Shepard: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Kaiden: I did. I broke it--
Shepard: No. No, you didn't. Ash?
Ashley: Don't look at me!--Look at Garrus!
Garrus: What? I didn't break it.
Ashley: Interesting. How'd you even know it was broken?
Garrus: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Ashley: Suspicious.
Garrus: No, it's not!
Liara: If it matters--probably not, but, Tali was the last one to use it.
Tali: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Liara: Oh, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tali: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, T'soni!
Kaiden: I did, I broke it, let me pay for it commander--
Shepard: No! Who broke it?
Crew:
Crew:
Garrus: Shepard, Wrex has been really quiet--
Wrex: REALLY--
