im bored, so while im waiting for my rice to soak imma do the oc’s beloved asks i reblogged last night bc i wanna. talk about my SHIPS.
im gonna do pinnguin (oz and charlie), sorcione (mac gargan and frankie) and gavien (gavin reed and adrien; they’re a dbh ship and their fic isn’t gonna be finished anytime soon, but it throws like 80% of canon out of the window, starting with racism.)
oz’s answers are gonna be in cursive mac’s are gonna be bolded gavin’s are gonna be underlined
1. How did you and your beloved meet? it was a typical, dark gotham night, some time before i revealed my presence to brucie-boy. i was perusing salvatore maroni’s hospitality, and i was relaxing in his private vip lounge at one of falcone’s bars... when she walked in. gorgeous. antsy. radiant. the bouncer was giving her shit, so i stepped in and lied about her being my friend. blasted idiot thought i’m maroni’s private chef, so he didn’t protest. and then... it was a fun night. i tried to get the location of frankie’s brother out of her... except none of us knew i’m looking for him. what? macchio never gave me actual orders, just told me to find the fucking moretti bastard. i was sure i’m searching for her father. she was sure i’m searching for her fake fiance, angelo fortunato. it was a mess, and she wanted to stab me. ...jesus fucking christ. i met her on tinder. i sure love being a normal man.
2. What’s your favorite thing about your beloved? everything. everything. everything. (her heartbeat.) (her smile.) (still everything.)
3. What’s your least favorite thing about your beloved? the fact she nearly died because me and vicki were indebted to the black mask who wanted me to find their other debtors is definitely... up there. does her family count? because i hate her family. her husband. who’s not me.
4. What’s a typical day like for you? charlie wakes up first, and waits for me to wake up and make her breakfast. then... we mostly do nothing, except for walking our dog and getting groceries. it’s a nice, calm life. oh, no, frankie’s gonna kill me if i tell you. she’s very strict when it comes to her secrets. i’m not ratting her out... but i will say we have busy schedules. i follow her wherever she goes and watch her back when she negotiates. i’m her shadow. protective shadow. at this point i’m more of adrien’s housekeeper than a bodyguard, but it could be worse. so - she leaves for work and i... do stuff around the house. sometimes i cook. mostly she cooks though, she’s way better. i still sometimes act as her bodyguard. oh, and sometimes i help june out with the cop stuff. sometimes i miss being a cop... but not too often.
5. What’s your greatest fear? losing her. losing her. losing her. (in my nightmares, batman doesn’t find elliot on time and her heart is lost.) (in my nightmares, spider-man lets her fall into the river and catches me instead.) (in my nightmares she notices the shooter before i do, and takes the bullet instead of me. her blood is on my hands and she dies before even knowing she’s dying.)
6. What’s your fondest memory involving you and your beloved? as a birthday gift for me, charlie bribed the mayor of gotham into completely renovating the cobblepot park. she... didn’t have to do it. i accepted the park as a ruin, i accepted it as a metaphor for myself and my life... but she took it further. she fixed it. rebuilt it. gave it a new life. the day we married. i never thought i’d ever... marry anyone. and yet, there she was - my blushing bride. my... wife. someone who always waited for me, and refused to give up on me. when she first sat on my face. yes, i know, this sounds like the stupidest answer possible - but that was when she finally understood she’s beautiful and that i meant every compliment i ever told her. so... yeah.
7. How good in bed is your beloved? she’s a pillow princess, through and through. she is fantastic at handjobs though. oh, and when she rides me? mmm. she’s great. what? i’m not gonna talk about our sex life in detail. frankie’s great. i’m great. our sex is great. you know how they say that french women are great in bed? adrien’s french. and she’s a woman. and she’s great in bed. so... yeah.
8. What’s your favorite place to be kissed? charlie made me realize i love being kissed on my jaw. cheeks. uh, corners of my lips. it drives me crazy, i love it.
9. What’s your idea of a perfect date? a long dinner at a restaurant, then some opera, and a long walk. of course, all while my beloved wears a tight, knotted crotch-rope under her clothes. i like seeing her squirm. a bank robbery, then some burgers, and then turning on a movie and instantly forgetting about it, ‘cause she’s already taking her clothes off. i’m a normal, well-adjusted guy. a candlelit dinner... followed by the sweetest of desserts, aka adrien’s pu-
10. What’s something you would like to tell your beloved that you’ve never told them—and why haven’t you told them? i don’t regret destroying harvey dent. i still think mutants are... weird. i kind of regret giving in to my hatred of her husband. (dent is a good man, and charlie feels sorry for him; and she sees me as a changed man.) (she’s a mutant, and her family dragged her through hell because of it.) (it ruined my career.)
