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[telltalebatman]

obligatory pinned about v3

my name’s ivan or iv

born in ‘95

a pole from warsaw

agender (they/them/their) and bi

depressed, anxious, fat, neurodiv

multiple sclerosis

antizionist. free Palestine.

please note that asks tend to get lost on here. additionally i do my best to avoid reblogging unvetted campaigns; i do not have the knowledge nor skill to vet anything myself.

oc/canon ships 4 life babeeee

oz cobblepot from telltale batman is my blorbo #1

writing sideblog

i like a plethora of things and dislike another plethora of 'em

hyperfixations: batman the telltale series, franz ferdinand (the band), jason spisak (a voice actor), oswald cobblepot, mac gargan, genshin impact lore

yes i write fanfiction, no i will not give any of my money to ao3, and neither should u, and yes i do think you’re a bad person if you donate to them routinely!

[telltalebatman]

perused my unfortunately vast infinity nikki wardrobe to get out a concept for knight/princess au frankie's courtly outfit ough

[telltalebatman]

mac about the alleged courtship between him and rhino: doesn't care. "it is what it is" kind of mentality. "people will always write fanfiction about SOMETHING". one time wrote a lore accurate fanfic about himself and rhino for frankie's eyes only. one time left kudos on a fic in which finally he was not the bottom, and the fic writer had the notification printed out and framed.

oz about that one time somone on in-universe twitter said "omg it's so friends to enemies to........ lovers.........." about him and bruce: got so pissed at it he ended up at a hospital bc it looked like he had an aneurysm. He Will Fucking Find And Kill everyone who tries to ship him and bruce. one time wrote an angry diatribe about how he'd NEVER bottom to WAYNE in the qrts of some korean fujo's drawing. the tweet remained pinned on wayne ent official account. oswald is still seething.

[telltalebatman]

also. one time spider-man says "you know, i'd love to hear scorpion's opinion on the popularity of scorpion/rhino", and frankie goes "i did actually ask him to write a lore accurate fanfic about himself and alexei one time, and he did. and it ruled. and you will never read it, because it's for my eyes only"

[telltalebatman]

once i get to that part in my sorcione fic, the world will see my doc ock/vulture agenda

[telltalebatman]

i can't play arkham knight anymore, because one time i thought "the chorus of lemon demon's the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is literally just the summary of this game", so whenever i see it i hear the muffled "then gandalf the gray and gandalf the white-" in the background

[telltalebatman]

i think my period is around the corner, bc all i can think about is mac being mad at frankie, so i just sit there like

[telltalebatman]

fucking twau 2 got a release date before persona 4 revival, i am about to have a vulpes inculta moment

[weaselknievel]

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

[helenvaughans]

[important-animal-images]

[segamascott]

[camsmusingsarchive]

“Before she came around, I could live with losing a girl. But not her. God, not her.”

— (via radieance)

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[whumpster-fire]

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[burnttoast7272]

i knew i wasn't wanted but i tried to be anyways.