What is your opinion on all the dpd members?
excellent question! and thank you so so much for sending it, i appreciate it!!! plus thank god you did so i have something to post plus i can explain this gavin a bit better. who may be heavily inspired by octopunk. i'm sorry for being late - i'm not as focused on this blog unfortunately //
"aahh, great. this is the best question ever. you get to hear my wisdom. - thanks for asking, by the way. been a bit bored here."
"consider what i'm about to tell you the truth.."
"collectively? assholes. - .. except tina. obviously." ".. in a 'i'm-familiar-and-fine-with-it' - mostly, anyway - kinda way. they can say the same for me, anyway."
"buuut.. if you mean my opinion on everyone separately? that's gonna take a real long phcking time." ".. i can do that, though. lemme think."
"connor? too.. 'good' for his own good. if you get what i mean. - even if repetitive.. - i'm not gonna act like he can't kill and shit - he can. he most definitely can. but his usual energy is just.. ehhh.. not something i wanna surround myself with every single day if i can help it. doesn't talk back enough. also - i don't fully trust him. not for any bigoted reasons, either. feels like the kinda dude that's waaay too 'good' - once again, quotations - only to say some haunting threat randomly. - but he does his job well enough - so.. can't complain too badly."
"hank? decent enough, i guess. doesn't put up with shit. good at his job. plus, we have kinda similar pasts - android bigotry or whatever - and, like.. he's fine to joke around with. though, if i have to hear him incorrectly using slang and saying 'yeet' every 5 seconds more than i already do, i'm going to start blasting."
"chris? chris is a good guy. same issues that connor has, though. except, for some reason, i don't believe he'll threaten anyone out of nowhere. kinda similar pasts once again. maybe a bit more this time. eh. either way.. i can be around him more. probably 'cause i've known him longer. but, still, i wish he - and connor - pushed back more - but.. y'know. whatever."
"fowler? harsh. in a good way. also won't take shit. veeerry fuckin' stubborn. it's needed, honestly, with how this place is - but don't tell 'im i said that. or else i'll know it was you. but.. yeah. convinces us to do shit we need to but don't wanna. some mistakes, sure, but overall? saves the place. and the people in it. helped me by keeping me here and managing to deal with me for damn sure."
"tina? tina's my best friend. so. safe to say. she's the best. absolute best. ranks above every bastard here. nothin' - and i mean nothin' - gonna change that. like i keep sayin', kinda similar pasts. no matter what, she succeeds in everything she does. so. yeah. respect her, used to - or maybe still do - idolize her, and all that. as she rightly deserves. number 1 tina supporter over here - and god damn proud - or, at least, i try to be."
".. rk900? can't.. uh.. god.. honestly? can't say. - sure, makes certain to fire back at me and all - which, obviously, i love - but.. despite being detective partners, we haven't.. interacted much yet? which is reeeaal weird. not sure if rk900's that unhappy to be paired with me, just doesn't interact with others, or.. what. i got over the whole android bigotry thing before the guy arrived, so it isn't that. unless is just that pissed at my history. which.. fair. at least hasn't quit being my partner yet. so. that's something, i guess. whatever."
"anyone else you want me to talk about and want my correct opinion about? - alllsoooo.. i typed all this out on my computer while my cats are actively trying to scratch my door down. so, y'know. count yourself lucky that you proobaaably aren't the one about to get attacked by two cats after this. even if in a good way."
