#gay analysis

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Star Trek is Gay

It's gay. Here's my analysis. Vids go in order starting with The Naked Time Is Gay (so by publication date!) CC available. Enjoy!!!!!

Hey check out my goofy ass friend's K/S video analysis series if you want some entertainment, before YouTube takes it down for copyright LMAO. Closed captions available

[measuringbliss]

Here's a queer reading of Resident Evil Village chock-full of spoilers. TL;DR: They're all queer.

POV: Two gays (+ Mother Miranda but who cares about her) looking at you, another gay.

So horror is inherently queer right, like horror is about fearing the Other, and you're meant to identify with the vanilla, average Winters family (1 dude, 1 woman, 1 baby aka the perfect developing family) with Ethan in particular acting as the courageous papa bear who'll do anything to protect his kid, and Mia being the nice stay-at-home woman who cooks dinner and reads stories to Rose.

And then the gay agenda Mother Miranda kidnaps Rose.

So let's take a look at her family, shall we?

Lady Dimitrescu is a huge, terrifying monster with claws who hates men and has a bit of a temper. Or, she's a beautiful and incredibly charming lady with lesbian tendencies who's annoyed that a non-queer person invades her safe space and you'd be glad if she stomped on you. Repeatedly.

Heisenberg meanwhile is a sly, shady man awkwardly dressed as a cowboy. Or, he's a leather daddy who finds Ethan's body ~interesting~ and tries to strike an alliance with him and GOD you wish you could accept his offer so that he'd break your bones when he inevitably betrays you. As an aside and I'm sure this doesn't amount to anything (😏) but do you know who became cowboys? Queer people, among others. Getting away from society? Not a very cishet thing to do, nuh-huh. Also, his love of theatrics? His fruity demeanor? Werewolves???? Nah, the dude is queer, no question.

Donna is a creepy woman who loves terrifying dolls. Or, she's a talented dollmaker with niche interests. I'm sorry, tbh I don't care much about her character but I'm sure there's meta out there or something.

Moreau's a big fish man whose behavior is generally grotesque. Or, he's a just pathetic dude who seeks his mother's affection and really, don't we all ?

Anyway so in RE7, the Baker estate is quite respectable in size but not in aspect, and the Baker family mostly behaves like caricatures of rednecks (the voice acting, the father being the authority, the overall crassness of everything, complete with the troublemaker son). Contrasting to this, both the Winters and Miranda's family show nobility.

Ethan, Mia and Rose live in a very nice house and they exude softness in their beginning scene.

Dimitrescu's nobility is more extravagant and imposing, just like herself. She's got that beautiful castle from the Middle Age, her cruelty retains self-control as opposed to her daughters (until the very end where she becomes a very angry dragon, understandably so) whom she very much loves. She's noble, but she's still *queer*. She's still the enemy, the Other.

Heisenberg's nobility doesn't come from a fancy castle, but from a more traditionally masculine aspect: power. He commands the werewolves, his factory is the biggest level of the game–especially if you count the stronghold before that–, like clearly Heisenberg's constantly trying to show he has the biggest, and Dimitrescu is more than happy to challenge his manhood by questioning his authority.

And then, oops... Turns out that Ethan has been queer for a while. He's actually been a fungus for most of the duology. He's been The Other, unconsciously masquerading as The Normal. Eveline (= his subconscious) knew, of course, and she calls him out. Then Ethan returns to "life", makes sure his daughter is safe and grows up to become a BSAA agent, goddamnit Chris!!! and lets the Mold (queerness) take him.

Of course Capcom didn't expect for people to latch onto Dimitrescu (and to a lesser extent, Heisenberg), it's been pretty clear that they didn't expect people to feel anything other than your usual anxiety and maybe fear around her.

The thing is, Dimitrescu's having fun. While Ethan, symbol of normalcy and cishetism, has a hard time getting through the game, she's been absolutely thriving for centuries and doesn't see Ethan as much of a threat for a while. She loves this aura she gives off, she loves her little family (her daughters), she loves scaring "normal people" and generally revels in luxury. Good for her!

Heisenberg is also clearly having fun. He's not a queer man with a tragic backstory who hates himself, nah, he orchestrates his own fun (game night with his werewolf mates with a special guest: Ethan!), he puts on a show and clearly enjoys his theatrics... Look, he's gay. He's a thriving gay, even more than Dimitrescu actually because there's still a certain unease in her, with her strained relationship with Mother Miranda, and the way she has to duck to go through doors in her own castle... Meanwhile Heisenberg is just happy to stir shit up. Gosh, what an icon.

So yeah Resident Evil Village is essentially about how non-queer people feel threatened by queer people, and how the latter have a lot of fun. I don't find the Four Lords creepy at all. They go from pitiful (Moreau) to mysterious (Donna) to absolute bliss to see on screen (Dimitrescu and Heisenberg).

You could also probably make some parallels between Heisenberg's Gay Pack of Gay Werewolves and Chris's Gay Pack of Gay Soldiers that's literally called "Hound Wolf".

The Queers are thriving, folks.

[starrynightbi]

2 am queer media thoughts: anybody remember that joint sex scene in hannibal? like it was will and margot and then it would cut to hannibal and alana in a really (purposely) confusing way. and then we got that sex scene with alana and margot a season later, while hannibal and will are being murder husbands off in europe? like. not only is that a CLEAR romantic paralell and more evedence that will and hannibal were totaly dysfunctonaly in love, will and hannibal and margot and alana are mlm/wlw solidarity and m-spec/bi solidarity at it’s murder-ey FINEST.

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Gay Post #1: Lemonade-Jeremy Passion

One day, I hope to serenade this to a girl. :) <33

Lemonade- Jeremy Passion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDjN1nuDx3E

It’s a soft, positive ukulele song about love. It’s beautiful, and heartwarming, and adorable. It’s like...drinking cold lemonade, on a hot summer day. ❤️❤️❤️

:) Here are some lyrics:

“She’s my sunshine in the rain”

I don’t know, I just...want a girl who loves me for ME? I mean, I know that’s gonna happen but...agh, I wanna girl who makes me happy, and just <333. Fills my soul with light and happiness :’).

“My Tylenol when I’m in pain”

I want a girl who’s gonna soothe all my troubles away, and kiss away my pain when I’m in pain. Just...heal me, and ahh. <33

“Let me tell you what she means to me...”

“Like a tall glass of lemonade, burning hot on summer’s day, she’s exactly what I need...”

It’s like...the ONE thing you need, to make your day more refreshing, and she has it. She does. <33

“Oh yeah, she’s soothing like...the ocean rushing over sand”

She’s just, you know...your calming hand. Your everything. The hand on your shoulder that says it’s ok, that YOU’RE- going to be ok. That’s everything’s gonna be alright. <33

“She takes care of me, baby, and helps me be a better (wo)man.”

Just, you know...someone who’s gonna take care of you, heal your wounds, kiss ya when you’re sick. :)

Also, someone who...just understands you, you know? Who just...WANTSS you to be a better person, and help you grow? :’) someone who’s...gonna help me grow, and realize myself. :) That’s the one I want ❤️❤️

“She’s so beautiful...sometimes I have to close my eyes,”

It’s the moments like these, that take your breath away, and leave you truly breathless. The ones that make you go 😧. Like, oh my GODDD, such beauty exists?!? And it’s FUCKing perfection. <33

“She’s exactly what I need...”

<33 Just what you need. :’)

Next chorus:

“She’s my smile when I’m feeling blue”

Idk man, it’s like...she’s my smile when I’m feeling sad. Someone who’s just gonna take care of me when I’m feeling down, and make sure I’m loved and whole. :)

“My goodnight’s sleep when the day is through, yeah”

Just, you know...someone to fall asleep to, at night. Someone to HOLD- through the night, and fall asleep with. Cuddle and snug. Yeah, that’d be nice. <33

“Let me tell you what she means to me...*she’s kinda like this* “

So, like, get prepared for EVERYTHING I’m about to tell ‘bout this gal, because she’s just INCREDIBLEEEEEE

“Like the feeling after your first kiss-“

I haven’t had this yet, but xD. Giddy and warm and- maybe a bit nervous- but oh well :DD. It’s cute and warm. <33

“-except that everyday she makes me feel like this.”

AWWWWW <33. She...she makes you feel warm and cuddly inside EVERYDAY after y’all kiss. That’s just...that’s just <3333

“She’s exactly what I need, ohh yeah...”

“She’s soothing like...the ocean rushing over sand”

Hand beneath your pillow.

“She takes care of me, baby...she helps me be a better (wo)man”

She helps me be who I am. I love her for that. I always will :’)

“She’s so beautiful...sometimes I have to close my eyes,”

Sometimes, her beauty evades me. Sometimes, I have to close my eyes, not to truly hone in on a sense- but to bask in it. Live in it, and feel it. It’s her. <33

Sometimes, I have to close my eyes, to lose sight of all else and just- focus in on her.

“She’s exactly what I...need, OHH YEAHH”

And it’s just...the simple realization that you have her, that you’re her’s. That she has you, and you got her. :’) <33

[myunrealisticfiction]

Currently watching The Road To El Dorado.