#gaycourse

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

im goin to get into discourse guys

twink: scout, sniper (VERY ARGUABLY, personally i think hes above the scale)

twunk: (arguably) spy

hunk: soldier, medic

otter/bearish hunk: demoman, engineer

bear: heavy

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

i guess We Gays aren't allowed to have harmless fun with gay ships or anything, even when one of them's a literal canon lesbian :\

us lesbians live in a cruel world where only cis male homosexuals are even mildly recognized

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Discuss.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

amidst all the disk horse. i want to ask.

im trans and pre everything. i dont even own a binder. but im still a guy.

where does that put me on the scale.

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

"it was never implied that Himiko is gay for Tenko, but rather sees her as a precious friend." ...haven't we used this excuse on literally every gay DR ship that ever seemed close to being canon?

it was never implied that Juzo is gay for Munakata, but rather sees him as a precious friend

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

So I guess it's a crime if people want to ship Tenko and Himiko with a dude, since they're both gay for each other, but it's okay if you ship Saihara and Momota together even though they don't like each other that way? Let me tell you, if people want to ship Tenko with a dude and that pleases them, then let them. If they don't bother you, I don't get why you should hate them for it. There a lot of other shit ships out there, and if that's what really displeases you, then I don't know what to say

honestly tenko is canonically a lesbian and internally i will be disappointed if you ship her with a man but im not gonna like. actively witch hunt you. like im not gonna go up to taitofan and yell “HEY STOP WRITING PISS” because even tho i dont like piss myself clearly somebody does

im gonna keep shipping saimota and im gonna keep loving my lesbian daughter tenko chabashira until i go to the grave. you can do whatever ya want i cant stop ya but im just gonna sigh and not care unless it’s gay because i’m a fifteen year old and being gay is my one interesting trait

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

Just askin' (and not dissing you or anything, btw), but why do you loathe hetships so much, like the thought of Tenko or Himiko being in a het ship? I mean, even in V3 it was never implied that Himiko is gay for Tenko, but rather sees her as a precious friend.

Himiko: mmm… I can take it… I’d rather not tho

Tenko: I am sharpening my knife as we speak. I will not strike, for I have good resolve. I hide among the bushes, eyeing your every move.

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

Hey, I really respect how you say "ship whatever you want and I won't witch hunt you", but if I remember you did leave a very rude comment on a Saimeno fic recently on anon, and mocked the person who's writing the Kaito/Tenko fic on twitter instead of bringing your criticisms directly to his/her face. Furthermore, I don't remember where it was confirmed that Tenko is a lesbian; I am not arguing that she's not attracted to woman, but it seems like you're dismissing the fact that she could be bi.

i… didn’t leave that?

that’s… really strange? i don’t know who would leave that or why…?

(i really swear, I never even read the saimeno fic! i really would rather not get into people’s business. and my headcanons can be totally different from yours!)

and if i was going to diss a ship, i would probably be smart and not go by meghan anyway…?