Apr 26, 2019
An angst doodle for @gay-spaghetti now I sleep hope ya like this Ravenn cuz I drew it half asleep like a gooof jsjhfjjf
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An angst doodle for @gay-spaghetti now I sleep hope ya like this Ravenn cuz I drew it half asleep like a gooof jsjhfjjf
Not sure if you are already aware, but apparently doodle egg must've accidentally blocked you ite something, because they told me they forgot they even did :P so they said they'd unblock you 👍 :)
Raven ily ur so nice and good at confronting ppl for me really thanks man 🥺
A "Hot" Kiss - Short .:Friendlypack Fic:.
"And thank you again, sir, for allowing me to deliver you the freshest water in all of Los Santos, with a maximum of only 10% lead per bottle! Feel free to call back anytime you need Stan the Water man's top notch wat-".
"Yeah yeah, thanks. Whatever".
Stan was quickly interrupted by his customer, who had just slammed the door in his face. The blond-haired delivery man just mumbled out a simple "huh", before walking back over to his delivery scooter and getting on "Maybe I...talk too much? hmm.." just as he was about to drive away, his phone started to ring.
huh... who could that be?
Kiki, Reggie, and Anna were all busy doing another big photoshoot, which, according to Kiki, was hobo-exclusive this time, so Stan couldn't go. Garrett was taking a day off form work to party with his friends, which included Alan. Brenda was busy with work, and so was Jimmy, who was selling oxy.
A sudden nasty feeling gripped Stan's heart when he looked at his phone and saw his new boyfriend's number. He and Jimmy had just gotten together the week prior, and for some reason, Stan started to worry about him more often. Maybe it was because of all these new feelings? Stan, and Jimmy for that matter, had just came out as bisexual a week ego, so these last few days have been pretty emotional.
"Hey there, Jimmy! Everything alri-".
"ST-...AH AH STAN!".
Getting interrupted yet again, Stan was taken aback by Jimmy's vigorous breathing; it sounded like he just ran a marathon!
"Jimmy? W-What's wrong? Why are you so out of breath?".
"STAN, I-I'M AT YOUR APARTMENT. I-I NEED YOU".
Stan's expression changed from concerned to absolutely confused "Wha- ...why-".
"J-JUST GET OVER HERE, PLEASE!" Jimmy begged before violently coughing into the phone.
"O-Okay okay! I'll be right over!".
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After finally making it back to his apartment building, Stan parked his scooter and hurried to the stairs, running past Vincent in the process, who was trying to get his attention "CAN'T TALK NOW, VINNIE! JIMMY'S IN TROUBLE! I'LL TEXT YA LATER".
Stan was already in his apartment by the time Vincent responded, so he didn't get to hear what the ShamWow guy had said, but he was too focused on Jimmy anyway.
"Jimothy?" Stan muttered as he stepped into the kitchen "J-JIMMY!".
To Stan's shock, the younger man was sitting on the ground leaned against the counter. He was also shaking, and was sweating terribly. His sunglasses were sitting on the counter, so Stan could clearly see that Jimmy's face and eyes were super red. Wait, ...was he crying? Was he high? And why was he panting so hard?
"STAN!" Jimmy jolted himself up to his feet and tightly hugged his water-obsessed boyfriend, before quickly pulling away.
"Jesus, Jimmy! What the hell happened?" He gasped "D-Did you overdose?!".
Jimmy sighed in aggravation "S-Stan, if I overdosed, I'd be fuckin' dead on the floor! N-No I didn't fuckin' overdose!".
"WELL SORRY FOR ONLY BEING WATER-SAVVY! What's wrong with you then?!"
"O-Okay, s-so, I-I was....I was out selling oxy, ...l-like normal, right? A-And... and the guys that robbed us at the bank, ..uh-uh b-bird, clown, bear? Th-They wanted some oxy, s-so I was more than glad to sell it to them, y-ya'know, b-because I thought if I ..d-did-didn't, they'd kill me. So I give them the oxy, a-and instead of paying me with money, they gave me a plastic zip-bag of-of peppers. I-I knew they'd probably shank me if I said no, s-so I just took the peppers and left".
Stan crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow "Okay...".
"So, I decided to take a little, ..o-oh Jesus Chri-" Another harsh cough interrupted him, and he bent over a little, placing his hands on his knees to cough more easily "EHCK, eh.. I-I sat down on a bench t-to take a little break, a-and I ate some of the peppers". He straightened himself up and wiped the sweat from his forehead "I ate three......a-and it tur-t-turns out they were ghost peppers".
"Ghost peppers?! Those SUPER hot peppers that'll burn your mouth?!".
"yES!!!" Jimmy replied with another cough, making his voice hoarse.
"Well did you drink any water? I have plenty here!".
"DAMMIT STAN, WATER DOESN'T DO SHIT WITH STUFF LIKE THIS!! …..B-But....y-yeah, ….I drank the rest of the water in your apartment...".
"WHAT? If you knew it wasn't going to work, why'd you do it?".
"MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE, STANIEL! I PANICKED, OKAY? Y-You seriously don't have any milk?!".
Stan gave a typical glare "You know I don't believe in that crap!!".
Jimmy let out a groan of pain and frustration as he stressfully rubbed his face and pulled at his dark-teal hair with his fists "C-Could you drive me to the store s-so we can buy some milk?".
"No way! No boyfriend of mine is drinking that tainted liquid!".
"STAN, PLEASE" Jimmy begged desperately "I-I'LL PAY FOR IT! I-I just need it, please!!".
Stan sighed "Alright alright, c'mon you big baby. Let's go".
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"Apologize, you big a-hole! Jimmy is in a butt-load of pain and you just scolded him like a fudging jerk! Sure, milk is terrible for you, b-but if it's the only thing that'll help Jimmy, then it's fine in SOME circumstances. You love Jimmy, but he doesn't know that because you yelled at him like a big meanie!" Stan scolded himself in his thoughts as he drove to the convenience store with Jimmy in the passenger seat, who was still sweating and panting.
As they stopped at a red light, Jimmy leaned back in his seat and dramatically pressed his palms into his face "A RED LIGHT?! COME ONNNNNN! I'M DYING HERE!".
As the teal-haired man groaned, Stan worked up the courage to apologize to him "H-Hey Jimmy?".
Jimmy sighed and turned his head "Yeah, Sta-Stan?".
"I'm sorry for yelling at you back there. Water is more perfect than anything, but...it doesn't work for every situation, so... I'm sorry for being such a jerk.".
"It's okay, Stan... I-I'm sorry for yelling too...".
"A-And besides, ...water is perfect, …b-b-ut...there's two things I cherish in life more than water: my sweet baby boy Roy, ..and you".
Just for a moment, the pain from the peppers subsided, and Jimmy's heart swelled. He couldn't help but smile from ear to ear.
Stan awkwardly shuffled his hands, which were sitting on the steering wheel "U-Uhmm… heh, ...uh..." a faint shade of pink painted his face "U-Uh, me...kiss you....?".
Jimmy laughed, remembering how awful Stan was at flirting "Yes, Sunflower. Me kiss you".
Stan smiled widely and leaned closer to his beloved boyfriend, with Jimmy doing much of the same. Their lips pressed together, and as their eyes closed to enjoy the moment, Jimmy gently placed his hand on the back of Stan's head.
Sure, these two got into their fair share of fights, but they loved each other more than anything, and moments like these were always super affectionate and romantic. Warmth filled their hearts as they kissed.
After a good while of sharing sweet smooches, the two men backed away. Jimmy was still dying of the ghost peppers' unforgiving heat, but he let out a small sigh of relief "Heh, w-Why don't we... ..w-why don't we do that more often?" he asked, realizing he was out of breath again from the peppers.
"'Cause we're stupid" Stan chuckled jokingly as he began to drive when the light turned green. Jimmy, still suffering, managed to laugh gently at the man's amusing response.
Just as they started to pull into the convenience store's small parking lot, Stan began to feel a hot sensation pool in his throat. His eyes widened and he parked the car, feeling sweat gradually start to build up at his forehead.
".....St-......Stan...?".
"H-Ho-Holy shit, I-I mean crap! H-HOLY CRAP!" Stan frantically unbuckled his seat belt, his hands fumbling a little "FUCK, IT'S HOT! I-I MEAN FUDGE!".
Jimmy's eyes lit up and his jaw dropped in realization. That kiss... it must've transferred some of the scolding hot pepper taste to Stan!
Stan was in full panic mode, and was now just as sweaty and just as bright red as his boyfriend "WATER!! WATE RWATER W ATER".
"STAN, WATER'S NOT GOING TO WORK!" Jimmy shouted as they rushed out of their car and into the store.
The cashier just watched speechlessly as the two men rushed over to the refrigerated area and searched for whatever it was that they needed. Jimmy made a break for the milk, grabbing a small bottle so he could chug it right then and there. Stan, on the other hand, was chugging down all the water he could "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!" he panted.
"H-Holyyyy shit, that's soooo much better!" Jimmy sighed, the pleasantness of relief and milk graced his taste buds as he continued to drink more "Thank you, sweet cow juice" he mumbled quietly as he hugged the medium-sized carton of milk close to him.
"STAN, WHAT THE FUCK?!" A sudden piercing voice disrupted them, and they both quickly realized that it was Kiki Chanel, who was with Reggie and Anna.
"Kik-K-Kiki? W-What are you doing here?" Stan panted, his mouthful of water spilling out onto his blue polo shirt.
"I told you, Stan! We're shooting for my next line of KOC! Hashtag SPICY~" Kiki posed fabulously as she named the hashtag "What the hell are YOU doing here?".
"W-WELL, JIMMY GOT GHOST PEPPERS FROM A GROUP OF CRIMINALS A-AND ATE THREE OF THEM, A-AND AS I WAS DRIVING HERE TO GET HIM SOME MILK, W-WE KISSED IN THE CAR A-AND NOW MY MOUTH IS BURNING UP! I-I WANTED TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER FOR YELLING AT HIM EARLIER, B-BUT I FAILED TO REALIZE THE CONSEQUENCES OF KISSING SOMEONE WHO HAD JUST EATEN GHOST PEPPERS".
"You two are dating? Well congratulations, Staniel! Damn, I didn't think you'd ever actually find someone" Reggie said with his trademark, maniacal laugh "Like, EVER!".
"Yeah, congratulations Stan! We're really happy for you" Anna said with her sweet, soft voice.
"O-OH THANK YOU" Stan coughed, his voice cracking and starting to sound emotional.
"OOH!" Kiki clapped her gloved hands together "THIS. IS. PERFECT! Stan, Jim, you two just keep doing what you're doing! Anna, Reggie, get into position and get ready to say 'hashtag spicy' on my say so!".
The two models posed fashionably in front of Jimmy and Stan, who were both still suffering from what was basically heat stroke at this point.
"HASHTAG SPICY!" Reggie and Anna spoke in a synchronized manner after Kiki told them "go!".
"Ah! Fannntastic! Wonderful! Now c'mon, team! Just two locations left! See ya later, Stan! Thanks for the photo op~".
With that, the trio of models were gone.
Stan groaned painfully as he slammed his fist onto the fridge door, whining loudly.
Jimmy, now mostly relieved of the heat, walked over to Stan and kissed him gently on the cheek "Are you sure you don't want any of this milk? It'll make you feel better than if you popped an oxy".
The agonized water man wailed in defeat "alriiiiight!" he cried out, grabbing the milk and quickly downing the rest of it. His face immediately contorted into an expression of pure disgust.
Jimmy sighed with a roll of his eyes "Feel better, Sunflower?".
"A-A little. Can we just go home now?" Stan continued to whine.
Jimmy chuckled "Yeah. C'mon, you big baby" he teased as he took hold of Stan's hand "Let's go".
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Written by: @Gay-Spaghetti
Hope you guys enjoyed this! :3 Mayyyybe I'll write more Friendlypack fics if I come up with more ideas :P Thank you, Dorkskittles for letting me submit this! Love ya! <3
Response))OMLLLL SPAGHETTI THIS WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! EEE SO TENSE AT THE BEGINNING BUT IT EVENED OUT AS IT WENT ON!!! SO GOOD SJSJSJ YOUR WRITING IS VERY ENJOYABLE TO READD!!!
Doodle of Abe for @gay-spaghetti cuz for some reason I can’t answer the ask sksksks
An adorable lineart of Stimmy by @gay-spaghetti that I colored for them sjsjs it’s so messy but it looks nice ig yEET
could you draw Abe in a big hoodie? owo
He deserves to feel safe and warm and not stressed sweet bby man
What do you think about the theory/idea/au that Yancy is just Mark with amnesia? 👀
Hmmmmm that’s pretty funky and could be absolutely jam pcked with angst,,,,where’s the content for this 👀
I think Mark will come back to GTA RP eventually. And that's a HARD eventually. He's not dead in canon, because the server hasn't announced his perma death, or whatever. Sooooo Stan's just on hiatus until further notice, really. Everyone saying that "Stan is dead" is really bumming me out;; haha
He better not be dead i was just about to draw some happy Stan to get back into drawing more detailed pieces a a a a aa, and yeah I’m pretty sure he will too he seemed to love doing it so 👀👀 let’s STANd by that notion