#gaz.gabs

[sgtkgazgarrick]

How many shots, Kyle? 😌

Stone cold sober c’mere 😘

[sgtkgazgarrick]

on a scale of 1-10 rate helicopters

... You're joking right, mate? Give em a solid 1.

[sgtkgazgarrick]

Meeting up with @akariot for some clubbing fun 😎

[sgtkgazgarrick]

LT’s gone and caught himself a cold, nasty stuff. Not this guy though 😎 I kept telling him to take it easy, change his clothes post rain drill but what do I know, I’m just a Sargent.

[sgtkgazgarrick]

Oh baby, you're too kind for your own good, that's why me and for sure some of the other people here are so into you and appreciate you so much. But you need to set boundaries and demand respect, my dear, otherwise your coworkers will continue to bully you like this.

I say this because I care about you very much.

From now on I will be throat chopping them, thank you for the encouragement 😌

[sgtkgazgarrick]

how many shots to sleep with graves?

hehe hi k :3

There is no alcohol strong enough on this Earth to make me kiss those thin lips.

[sgtkgazgarrick]

While rainy days don’t surprise me much, what keeps me on my toes is the way in which it falls. Why’s it raining sideways? Not even a little angle no, raindrops are full HORIZONTAL. Absolutely mental, no chance in dodging all that. Rest easy umbrella 😔

[sgtkgazgarrick]

I still have enough money to pamper you, gorgeous

*Gives you five boxes of chocolate.*

Oh wow, thank you! I'm immediately putting these in a safe because if Johnny eats them again, I will commit various war crimes.