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[imjust2wyth]

Happy Ramadan! Happy Sunday! RELIGIOUS HOTSPOTS Dear Papi Bubu, I think it's high time We spoil the padlock On the doors of our religious hotspots. Reason being that, In Nigeria, we believe in religion More than we believe in Nigeria. Why? Because, we are more religious than patriotic, That's why during campaign we advertise religion More than patriotism due to the patriotic mess We rubbed ourselves by our actions. Since nose-masks and hand-sanitizers are the oil Through which our markets are working; I think our religious hotspots are more co-ordinated To run their machinery with the same oil. Do not bite the hand that fed you, When hunger was your shadow. The religious hotspots were our solution centres Before Covik-419 came with her brutal revelation, Remember 2023, Selah! We know that God lives in our hearts, But we can't deny the power in the congregation of hearts Lifting sinful-holy hands in worship and praise and prayer unto God And kneeling and bowing sinful-holy heads to Allah. In times like this, let's think our solutions With our own natural glass of kai-kai And not a sexy Champagne flute of Champagne. Hit the link and Stream/Listen to #Mango: https://audiomack.com/otataneosoandrew/song/mango-by-2wyth-gbedupoet #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #CoronaTimesPoetry #PoetryOfPurpose #OpenTheChurches #OpenTheMosques #LiftTheBan #Buhari #presidentbuhari @muhammadubuhari @ncdcgov @coronacovidnewsnigeria @tvcnewsng @channelstelevision @poets #poet #poem #wakawakapoet #ph2eko #abrahamsjourneywith2wyth #Mango (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAj6jYrglU4/?igshid=18nhymrlxo6kk

[imjust2wyth]

MANGO AMBASSADOR (Dedicated to Eudoxie Yao) She's a big bumbum baby from Abidjan, Her ivory is coast, from coast to coast. Although, she's the least in size In the midst of her sisters But her big bumbum like Corona Is world famous, even her role model, Kim Kardashian's big bumbum na apprentice For her Mango shop where bumbum is a cash crop. Eudoxie Yao, My big bumbum Mango Ambassador, I celebrate you, I celebrate you, Because to me, you're a not a sex symbol; You're a symbol of self-esteem on a hundred. I celebrate your big bumbum Mango, Because there are times the tongue-arrows of men Made you cry in your closet, Putting God in the Witness Box, Questioning Him why He chose you To embarrass you with such a big bumbum Mango; But ever since you discovered the blessing that comes your big bumbum Mango, I'm glad you've jumped over that fence Of low self-esteem to a new compound of high self-esteem Where you flaunt your big bumbum Mango with pride, With a glo, glowing in green, all smiles; And a gift of the third-finger to haters. Eudoxie Yao, I celebrate your 60 inches Mango. Your big bumbum Mango is the tailor's pride, A traffic warden, show-stopper, joy-giver, A head-turner with the mastery of a DJ ministering to the turn-table, The pepe-dem pill for haters; Your curvy edges can curve my thinking To plot any graph: You're the epitome of the hour-glass; Whenever you're in my face, The hours of a clock is on holiday; My eyes can't be tired of feasting you Because you're the Vitamin A my eyes needs To massage my heart with joy. Your big bumbum Mango is a city on the hill, The black diamond of Africa. Listen, Stream, Download #Mango on Audiomack and kindly drop a comment: https://audiomack.com/song/otataneosoandrew/mango-by-2wyth-gbedupoet Let's party with Poetry...it's the #gbeduPoetry party! #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #Mango #Ugbeny #EudoxieYao #EudoxieYaoBumbum @eudoxieyao__ @eudoxieyao_2 @eudoxie_la_go_bobaraba @ivorycoastgal @ivorycoastsbeauty #EudoxieYaoMango #IvoryCoastMango #SaartjieBaartman #southafrica @ivory_coast_models #PoetryOfPurpose @saartjiebaartmancentre @timayatimaya @stevebabaeko @stevespotlight @donjazzy @iamkingrudy @tokemakinwa @king_tontodik (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAcAzmrAcPt/?igshid=t9agrm1y6so9

[imjust2wyth]

CELEBRATE YOUR MANGO (Dedicated to Saartjie Baartman) Over time, I've spinned the globe, Googling for the headquarter of Mango, The headquarter of big Bumbum, The headquarter of Steatopygia; But the ball keeps rolling And stopping at the doorstep of Africa. They never understood the paradox, "There is a bright future in your behind." Until they discovered Saartjie Baartman In the heart of the Khoisan tribe, Right in the soul of South Africa. Like our gold and diamond, Jewels and artifacts, They cleverly, saintly stole Saartjie Baartman, Exploited her Mango, ravaged her smoothie And reluctantly returned her dried seed to us. Until we cherish and celebrate what we have, They'll always play us serpent And show us how naked we are And steal our glory from us. I celebrate all the African women With pulpy, fleshy, creamy Mango, Installed in their behind, The very diamond that endorsed Their rite to royalty. I celebrate all the African women With big Bumbum from Kenya to Nigeria, Tanzania to South Africa, Ghana to Uganda, Liberia to Ivory Coast; You all rock the coast of Africa With natural seal of beauty. The dark deposit of diamonds Is planted naturally in the African Mango. Listen, Stream, Download #Mango on Audiomack and kindly drop a comment: https://audiomack.com/song/otataneosoandrew/mango-by-2wyth-gbedupoet #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #Mango #Ugbeny #SaartjieBaartman #SaraBaartman #southafrica #southafricanhistory #PoetryOfPurpose @saartjiebaartmancentre @thesaartjiebaartmancentre @khoisan_decor @timayatimaya @stevebabaeko @stevespotlight @thevoicecoachuk @donjazzy @iamkingrudy @tokemakinwa @king_tontodikeh @sexpoetssociety @clarenceshotit @davidoofficial @poets @saartjiie_babe_xx @lebomashile #nigeriangirlskillingit @naijababes @naijababes5 @naijadjmixtapes @globalpoetrycult @southafrica @southafricanhistory @khoisanmusic @nelsonmandelafoundationsa @thesaartjiebaartmancentre @mrmakoha (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAZlrdkgH4f/?igshid=1qymoxp9dd5a2

[imjust2wyth]

The dark deposit of diamonds Are planted naturally in the African Mango. "My Baby Bumbum is a Mango, Mango, Mango; See the men dem, dem dey follow, Follow, follow, Na me be landlord, Inwainy imo, Inwainy imo, My Baby Bumbum is a Mango, Na me dey chop am." Mango has dropped. Pick it. Chop it. Share it. Talk about it. Listen to Mango (Ugbeny) by #2WYTH on Audiomack. Link on my Bio: https://audiomack.com/song/otataneosoandrew/mango-by-2wyth-gbedupoet Mango is a celebration of the woman's bumbum, a wonderful piece of art. #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #ph2eko #wakawakapoet #gbeduPoetry @eudoxieyao__ @eudoxieyao_2 @eudoxie_yao_ @eudoxie_la_go_bobaraba @sarah_baartman_residence @sarah_withthejatty @africanbums #ivoriangirlskillingit #kenyangirls #nigeriangirlskillingit #ugandangirls #southafricangirls #tanzaniangirls #ghaniangirlskillingit #liberiangirls #projetobumbumnanuca @timayatimaya @donjazzy @natasha_crown_official1 @lebomashile @lebohangmasango @lebo_gunguluza_sir @officiallindaikeji @womenrightsnetwork https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWbNNRAW_Y/?igshid=17khcutydk5j9

[imjust2wyth]

Mask-Up Lagos Outfit Credit: #Osama2WYTH #gbeduPoet #2WYTH #ph2eko #abrahamsjourneywith2wyth #usokunboy #Mango #poet #tailor #tailormade #photographer #author #writer #strummystrings #undertheduvet (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQzYvAA5la/?igshid=172m4gguvmfu1

[imjust2wyth]

MANGO FRUIT FACTS (Part 2) ✓Mangoes are pulpy, creamy, tasty and delicious tropical fruits (drupe) that belong to the flowering family plant, Genus Mangifera. ✓Mangoes were first grown in India over 5,000 years ago. ✓The Paisley Pattern, developed in India is based on the shape of a Mango. ✓A basket of Mango is considered a gesture of friendship in India. ✓Mango is a symbol of love and prosperity in India. ✓Legend says that Buddha meditated under the cool shade of the Mango tree. ✓Mango are related to cashews and pistachios. ✓A ripe Mango is known to be 14% sugar by weight and 0.5% acid by weight with a sugar acid ratio of 28. ✓The vitamin content of Mango varies depending on the variety and maturity of the fruit. While still green, Mangoes have higher Vitamin C content but as the fruit ripens and matures, the amount of Vitamin A it contains increases. ✓Mango takes 6 months to ripen. ✓Mango is known as the "King of the Fruits" and "Super Fruit". ✓There are over 500 Mango fruits varieties in the world. ✓Mango is a national fruit of 3 countries: India, Pakistan and Philippines and also the national tree of Bangladesh. ✓Mangoes are popularized in China during the Cultural Revolution as symbols of Chairman Mao Zedong's love for the people. ✓Mangoes were brought to Africa and Brazil by the Portuguese explorers. ✓Mango is one of the "Three Royal Fruits" in India with Banana and Jackfruit. ✓Mangoes gives you a thick, creamy smoothie. Rich in Vitamin C, Vitamin A and minerals. ✓Mango tree is a sacred tree in India; it's a symbol of love and some believe that they can even grant wishes. ✓The oldest Mango tree is 300 years old, found in East Khandesh. Surprisingly, this tree still produces viable fruits. ✓Mango leaves are often used at Weddings to ensure the couple bear plenty of children. The Mango leaves are also used in decoration. #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #MangoFruitFacts #Mango @india https://www.instagram.com/p/CAPmNwnARog/?igshid=l2rdmqkz4uqd

[imjust2wyth]

MANGO FRUIT FACTS Now that you know that I love bumbum, I'm glad to tell you all that I know about the bumbum that will interest you.  However, since my Baby Bumbum is a Mango, I'll talk about Mango today, but whatever I talk about Mango, see a shadow of bumbum beside it. Right from childhood, I love Mangoes. Mango and Guava are some of the fruits that are abundant in my beloved native land, Usokun. In Usokun, we have a wild garden of Mango trees or plantation named Etibigbulogbo (Etibis) and Ugiriñan. These places are fishing settlements that our forefathers planted alot of Mangoes for decoration, nutrition and business purposes. So during Mango season, as kids and teenagers, we'll move in groups to these fishing settlements to harvest Mangoes in bags for nutrition and business purpose, we sell them to earn pocket money.  Sometimes, during holidays, we'll sneak out of the house very early in the morning to escape from domestic chores to harvest Mangoes at Etibigbulogbo (Etibis) or Ugiriñan. We'll eat Mango as breakfast, lunch and dinner because we know that one of the punishment of sneaking out of the house without doing domestic chores is 'no food for you,' so we feed ourselves to the full and bring the best of ripe Mangoes to our parents to bribe them so that they can forgive us from the planned strokes of cane that is waiting for us. Now you know that my childhood was so interesting and sweet like a Mango. Remember, the GbeduPoetry party jam titled, "Mango" by 2'WYTH #gbeduPoet will officially drop on Monday, May 18, 2020 at my Audiomack account, "2'WYTH #gbeduPoet; follow me and get notifications once I upload #Mango, you can also listen to my previous works there: https://audiomack.com/artist/otataneosoandrew Interestingly coincidental, this is one year I ate alot of Mangoes as an adult and also made smoothies out of it with milk, yoghurt and groundnut. The taste is so awwww. MANGO FRUIT FACTS ✓Mangoes are pulpy, creamy, tasty and delicious tropical fruits (drupe) that belong to the flowering family plant, Genus Mangifera.  ✓Mangoes were first grown in India over 5,000 years ago. Read Continuation in the Next Post. #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #Mango (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAPlMoHg7dq/?igshid=5wtzyxuz54ma

[imjust2wyth]

MY MANGO BUMBUM EXPERIENCE While we wait for #Mango (Ugbeny) to drop on Monday, May 18. What's your most embarrassing Bumbum-Looking Experience? Mine is: There's this girl that I saw in my neighbourhood, her name is Aisha. Aisha is a black-skinned girl with perfect figure with all the goods arranged perfectly, every of her step is a Runway Show because something most shake and something in me must move. There's a day I was going to a friend's house to visit, luckily I saw Aisha in front of me. My facial expression adjusted with smiles springing in my cheeks, widening my lips gently while my heart popped hip-hop of joy. Aisha's bumbum is a dancer. When she walks the halves of her bumbum jiggles and joggles like a skillful footballer jogging two footballs simultaneously. I looked and looked and looked until my attention wrapped her bumbum, I forgot where I was going, I passed my friend's house, I was nearly knocked by a Keke while I was crossing a T-Junction because I was so into her bumbum and at the same time writing a poem with my phone simultaneously to appreciate and document what my eyes was enjoying...the title of the poem is "Dancing Waist". As if, narrowly escaping a Keke accident wasn't enough. I continued, Aisha's bumbum intoxicated me until I bumped into a Soldier, I mistakenly stepped on his shiny boot. My brother, the kind of slap that ministered to my cheeks, I couldn't recognise the Soldier's face up till today because that slap reset my brain to default setting. Please don't ask me about Aisha...how she felt about my predicament. This is my Mango Bumbum Experience. What's your Mango Bumbum Story? Kindly write your own #MangoBumbumExperience and tagged me and use the hashtags below: #2WYTH #gbeduPoet #MyBumbumExperience #MangoBumbumExperience @timayatimaya @donjazzy @iamkingrudy @hottbebetz @bigbuttstacotrucks @big_butts_matter @buttmagic #wakawakapoet #ph2eko #abrahamsjourneywith2wyth #Mango @mangosbutt @mango @mangostreetlab #Ugbeny #UsokunAmbassador #usokunboy #men #guy #guys #poetry #poem (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAMrRgvAtDG/?igshid=m6ms0moyxrrm