"why are you going sloow?" he huffs out, hands being placed on your hips as you attempt to swat them away, the thick tip of his cock the only thing that you managed to fit.
"i'm going slow because you're so fucking big, vane— biggest dick i've ever fuckin' seen."
you see his eyes widen with excitement and a grin spread on his lips, "thank you!" he laughs out, squeezing your hips.
"although," his smile fades for a moment, seemingly thinking, "i don't think this is gonna make me cum. so can i take over? please, please, pleaseeee." you sigh loudly, looking up at the ceiling, silently praying you survive this night.
"yes. but be gent— fwuh!" spit is pushed out your mouth and one of your eyes twitch shut as he shoves his cock inside you— he plants his feet on the bed, adjusting the position so he can comfortably fuck up into you.
"there we go! so tiighhht—" he laughs out, skin flushing a bright pink, his pecs are pressed against each other as he holds you in place.
you can't even speak anymore, just loud babbles, drool dribbling down your swollen lips and down your chin, cutely plopping against vane's abdomen.
he uses one of his hands to grab your wrists, placing them in front of you— "feels so good." he moans out, thrusts a little sloppy, "can i cum inside? i wanna fill you up— so bad, so bad, wanna fucking cum inside."
Word count: 889
C/W: None! Just Vane embarrassing himself in front of his crush.
Something silly that crawled into my head late at night-
Warm, fuzzy and jumpy… in a good way! That's how Vane would describe how he felt whenever you were within his vicinity.
He just can't help it—you’re the coolest person he's ever met! Right next to his best friend, of course. A Skyfarer with a legendary crew, fighting legendary battles and gaining legendary powers? You're kinda like… a fairy tale hero!
He had goosebumps when you first arrived in Feendrache for official matters. Him? Plain ol’ unremarkable Vane gets to go on an adventure with the Grancypher captain? Golly gee, sign him up any day! He can feel his blood rushing through his veins just thinking about it! Is this what fangirling feels like? Maybe so!
One thing he's noticed after being acquainted with you for so long, though, you… seem to kiss everything. Not in a weird way, of course-! One time, you tackled a robber and tried fishing information out of him, but the thief was uncooperative. You didn’t have time to change into your usual clothes that day, so you were in your monk attire. They really look so cool wearing that outfit, he thought. That's when he watched you ball your right hand into a fist before bringing it to your lips… huh.
“Say, captain. I got a question…” he tailed behind you as you were both on your way back to the ship with the recovered goods that were reported stolen from a neighbouring town.
“Shoot.” You casually replied, smiling away like a goofball that didn't just pummel a grown man like a demon moments prior.
“Why did you… uh… your?” Vane stumbles over his words.
“My huh?”
“N-nevermind! Forget I said anything!” his ears turned red.
Cut him some slack! How was he supposed to approach this? Asking his crush why they kissed their knuckles? What kind of question is that?! Other guys do it too, what’s the difference? Best to let it die. Yep. It’s totally normal and fine, Vane, keep it cool. Don’t look lame in front of them!
Then he saw you doing it again with the tip of Lyria’s index finger.
“Seriously, Lyria, how’d you get a paper cut? This isn’t even made of paper!” You giggled (cute).
“I-I don’t know! It just happened…” She pouted as Vane watched you secure the bandaid on her finger.
“It’s whatever! I kissed it away so it’ll get better soon!” You beamed brightly. The girl followed suit, radiating the entire room with joy and laughter.
Vane smiled watching it all unfold, but to be honest? He’s slightly jealous. W-wait, there’s no way I can let the captain kiss my injuries like that, right?! That’s inappropriate! Keep it together!
“Kiss it!”
“H-huh?! What?!” Vane nearly had a heart attack when the captain held the cake batter up to his face like that. Lyria’s birthday was coming up, so you joined Vane in the Feendrache kitchen to bake the cake while the others prepared the other snacks back on the Grandcypher. That kid could smell frosting from miles away, if that’s even humanly possible.
“You’ve been stressing out about this recipe way too much, you know? So kiss the bowl for good luck before it goes in the oven!” You said it like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. Unfortunately, you were greatly mistaken—he wasn’t stressing about the baking, noooo no no no… he was feeling too self-conscious with you hovering him around the kitchen in the cutest apron ever (he says that as if any apron didn’t look cute on you).
“K-ki…kiss…”
He gently covered your hands with his and brought the bowl closer to his very red face. Taking an unnecessarily deep breath, he shut his eyes and planted his puckered lips to the cool ceramic. If only this was… if only…
Vane did not realise he was sensually kissing the batter for a little too long.
“Ew, what’re you doing, weirdo?” He heard you ask in confusion. He also heard his heart shrinking and burying itself six feet underground, but that wasn’t the main issue right now! He’s launched into panic mode!
“Uh… uh-! I-I didn’t mean-!” Vane wanted to disappear right then and there. There’s no way this is happening, right? Right?! Where’s Lancey when he needs him?! He needs saving!
In the midst of his breakdown, he didn’t hear the bowl being set back onto the counter (his heart was beating way too loud to notice)... but everything stopped when he felt a tug on his collar and something soft grazing his left cheek.
“You’re too cute to resist sometimes, you know that?”
…Eh?
Eh?!
Hang on, did you just kiss him?! No way, right?!
“I’ll give you some alone time while I go check on Katalina! God knows what she’s cooking back on the ship…” He watched you wink at him, disappear out the door and absolutely did not hear anything you said, not with his heart enlarging itself tenfold, jumping into the skies with fireworks roaring in his ears right now.
Here lies Vane—Vice Captain of the Order of the White Dragons—the gentle, super reliant and energetic big brother of the Chickadee team—frozen and lost in time as the beeping sounds of the pre-heated oven rang throughout the kitchen.
