#gdi dave

[asherinn]

this time I think it’s pretty clear who’s drawing the dicks (x)

[loqis]

Loqi: - wanted to be bold and pull Kimia up to straddle his lap like she once did ages ago - Dave: - calls Kimia to ‘have a word with her’ - Loqi: ... well, maybe not then.

[cantankerouscatfish]

my dad can’t use his feet and eyes at the same time, so the dude full-on walked right into a (small) cactus

he thought something got in his jeans and bit his ankle but it was just a plant

[gigaupd8liveblog]

[adriofthedead]

i’m actually getting choked up at a homestuck update, fuck

[kismesisjuly-blog]

More adventures on msparp. Tavros wants to know how many gay.

adiosToreador [AT] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

GC: H3H3 >:]

AT: i AM ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THE DAVE HUMAN TOLD ME

AT: hOW MANY GAY DO YOU HAVE?

GC: OH, WH4T 1S 1T >:?

GC: UH...1 DUNNO

GC: WH4TS 4 G4Y >:?

AT: i DON'T KNOW

GC: WHY DO YOU N33D TO F1GUR3 1T OUT TH3N >:?

AT: tHE DAVE HUMAN MADE IT SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL

GC: M4YB3 1TS 4 B1G D34L FOR HUM4NS

AT: hUH, mAYBE i SHOULD ASK ROSE HUMAN

GC: OH JOHN >:]

AT: yEAH! i, uH, bET HE'LL KNOW! }:)

AT: tHANKS TEREZi! }:)

GC: H3H3 OR H3 WONT 4ND W3LL 4LL D13 >:P

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AT: hEY CAN i ASK YOU A QUESTION

DAVESPRITE: sure go for it

AT: tHE OTHER DAVE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING AND i AM TRYING TO DECIPHER IT

AT: hOW MANY GAY DO YOU HAVE?

DAVESPRITE: all of it

DAVESPRITE: all the gay

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AT: jOHN

EB: hello!

AT: dAVE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING AND i DO NOT UNDERSTAND

EB: what don't you understand?

AT: wHAT IS A GAY AND HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

EB: what?

AT: hE KEPT GOING ON ABOUT THIS "HOW MANY GAY" THING, iT SEEMS LIKE SOME SORT OF POINT SYSTEM

AT: dAVESPRITE SAID HE HAD ALL OF THE GAY

EB: no homo.

AT: uH,,, wHAT?

EB: mp

EB: *no

EB: homo

AT: wHAT IS HOMO?

EB: it's short for homosexual.

AT: wE DON'T HAVE THE WORD HOMOSEXUAL IN OUR LANGUAGE, wHAT IS THAT?

EB: it's a term for the people who like the same gender.

AT: wAIT, tHERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOY HUMANS AND GIRL HUMANS?

EB: yes, girls and boys have different reproductive parts

AT: ,,,,,,,,,,

AT: hUMANS ARE WEIRD

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AT: hOW MANY GAY DO YOU HAVE

JAKE: I have about, 10 gay.

JAKE: You?

AT: i DON'T KNOW

AT: tHE DAVE HUMAN TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AND i STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND

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CA: hello tavv

AT: hOW MANY GAY DO YOU HAVE ERIDAN?

CA: uhhh

CA: howw many gay?

CA: alot?

AT: dAVESPRITE SAID HE HAD ALL THE GAY, tHEN JAKE HUMAN SAID HE HAD TEN, i DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS GAY IS

CA: gay is male and male or female and female relationships

AT: oH

AT: tHEN

AT: wHY DID THE DAVE HUMAN SPEAK OF IT LIKE SOME SORT OF POINT SYSTEM

CA: because hes vvery gay

CA: are you gay?

AT: yES

adiosToreador [AT] disconnected. What have we learned from this? We've learned that Davesprite has all the gay, Jake has ten gay, John is not a homosexual(I ship him with Dave anyway HAHA YOU HAVE NO CHOICE JOHN) and Eridan has a lot of gay.

[kanachs]

dave needs to shut his whoremouth and understand he's a good moirail to me