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good news, my phone is waterproof, bad news, it’s taking me way too long to die-
when max takes nosy to a whole new level
what does this even mean
I fucked up, I left my headphones in my sweater pocket and I just realized after I was taking it out if the washing machine
boyfriend is slumped over half of me like an oversized lapdog and is sleeping.
fucking adorable
Ships that destroy other ships are called "Destroyers" because they have more cannons. Holy anus I need to go to sleeps
one question: what the fuck
ѠѠѠѠѠ
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
[sms : pain in the ass] One photo I can understand, but five?
[sms : pain in the ass] Five???
[sms : pain in the ass] Why??
So...
Send me "So..." to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.
"Please be quiet for a moment. Just one moment."