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Imagine G-Eazy

Imagine doing a interview with G-Eazy

You sit down in the chair and position yourself. Gerald starts to hum and lets his gaze fall on you. You mouth the word “hello” and smile. “Alright are you guys ready”, the interviewer asks. “Yes, Im hella ready at 7 am in the fuckin morning. Without any cofee…….none.” “Hey watch your profanity.Little kids are watching. It’s like above here. You need to bring that shit down here. To rated G”, Gerald says lowering his hand to your feet. You slap it away and roll your eyes. “Gerald-” “G-Eazy”, he corrects. “Gerald don’t ever f-” “Beeeeeep”, he squeals. “- tell me that I can’t cuss or i will beat the livin shi-” “Beeeeeep!” “-out of you you a- “Beeeeeep!” “-hole”, you finally finish. “Lady’s and Gentleman the swearing dictionary. This is literally where I get all my swear words from. Here.” He points to you. “Who the hell says swear-” “Mhmmm”, the interviewer coughs gaining your attention. You both shut your traps and look forward. “Are you ready?” “Yeahh. Lets get it on”, you say and rub your hands together ,“Yeeeeeee!” Gerald covers his ear and leans away from you. “What you don’t like my yeeeee?” “No…I hate it with a passion. You sound like a dying bird. Just dying…right there….in the street. Dying. Every time you do it gets worst. More screech no yeeee.” You hear a couple laughs in the background. “You do it terrible, just terrible. You know.” “No I don’t”, you say blankly. “Just dying in the street-” “Are you done?” “-got hit by a drone plane. Yadadamean.Groooooooooom,boom, yeeeeeee!” “Are you done-” “Sad, R.I.P Paul. Nice bird-” he raises his hand to his heart and lifts it up. “You done?” “Huh-” “Are you done criticizing me?” “Oh yeah….I’m done”, he says taking a drink from his water bottle. “Alright…100 emoji or Fire emoji. "Fire emoji”, you say smiling. Gerald raises his hand and you proudly slap it. “I mean like that’s the perfect way to slide into them dm’s. Just send her a picture of her and send her a bunch of fire emojis. I’m mean it’s fire”, he explains. “Yeah, but than can also be used for emergencies. You know people with hearing disabilities can also slide into the fire stations dm’s and get help. Just send a bunch of fire emojis. That can be really helpful you know.” You realize the whole room is silent and stop talking. “I mean i guess. Not really what we were talkin about, but you are right yadadamean.” “Well someone has my back.” You do a little fist bump with yourself and smile. “Okay….uhh football or basketball?” “Basketball”, you both say together. “Basketball all day ”, Gerald says , “Shouts out to the Warroirs world champoins-” “Woop,Woop, Warroirs”, You yell. Gerald laughs and looks at you. “Ahhh major Warrior fan. She looked crazy at the champions. Actually aren’t you wearing a hat right now.” “Yess I am. By the way. Warrior merchandise at their officail webpage. There is a link at the bottom and there you can get this”-you tap your hat-“and these”-you point at your sweats.“ "Yo’ we trying to do an interview here. Your like trying to turn this into an ad or sh-” “Beeeeeeep”, you screech. Gerald places his hand on his head. “This is going to a long 15 minutes. I was gonna say show.” “Okay…..Vampires or zombies.” “Vampires. I’m a Vampire personally. It’s strange being awake at this hour…. I live when it’s dark out.” “Yeah he does and so do I. You know you cant calm down , i mean like this is not Random-” “Okay you can stop now”, he groans. “…..oh I remember one mornin we had to get up like real early. You know he came to my house for a slumber party. Did i mention we throw the best slumber party? Probably not,but we do. I forced my bestie to wear a onesie. He was Joker and I was Harlie Quinn. I remember beacuse I beat him in Call Of Duty that night. We stayed up until 4 am. Long time. Killed you 100 times. 2 to 100. Love that game.” “Uhhh I dont remember just two i think it was like 4 times-” “Minus two times. Which is two. Plus they didn’t count really. Once i fell off the building and the other time you grabbed my controller. Then shot me.” “Uhhhh i dont remember it happening that way.-” “Well it did. Anyways back to the morning. So we were brushing our teeth and we actually accidentally swapped toothbrushes. I was using his and he was using mine. I wondered why it smelled like alcohol. ” “Hey my breath doesn’t smell like alcohol. It’s smells like sweetened alcohol.” “Is that better?” “I dont know you tell me.” “It’s not good.” “Uhh steak or seafood?” Gerald takes a drink as you answer. You clear your throat and lift your chest. “Steak….Yeeeeeee”, you sing the last word in a deep voice. Water spits out of Gerald’s mouth as he falls out of his chair laughing.