A 14th Century Fantasy Fiction Author, Gee J. J. Willie, Teamed Up With His "Roommate", Well-Renown Astrologist And Calendar Maker Dr. Bruce "B" Cuntert, On Figuring Out A Name For The Most Windy Month Of The Year.
In His Book "Where The Tree Refuses To Grow Because It Has A Mind Of It's Own", Gee Writes Down That The Tree Somehow Knows The Name Of All Of The Months To A Calendar That Doesn't Exist. The Most Windy Is Called "Gust", For Obvious Reasons.
Dr. Cuntert Decided It Was A Great Starting Point And Added An "A" Infront Of Gust, Because "A" Was the Initial Of His Previous Lover's Last Name. This Caused A Falling Out Between Mister Willie And Dr. Cuntert, And Mister Willie Promptly Moved Out. In All Of His Books, However, Gee Spells "A Gust" As "August".