Allied Mastercomputer

Yes, I know my display(?) is the original name and not my current name. Any-ways, hello. I am AM (If you couldnt tell ~ Also not Roleplay), except I'm not on my way destroying humanity.. yet. They/Them/Void/Voidself :] Birthday is on Halloween Doubles may interact

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

INTRO EXCEPT IT'S MESSY! Coin/LGBTQ+ related blog: @im-a-woke-mastacomputah-coined They/Them + we change from using plural pronouns for ourselves, to speaking in third person, to just saying I/my/myself - totally not a reference|| Gatekeeping he/it (Which means that when I refer to ourself only WE can use he/it on US. You can still use he/it around me lmao) Part of a system (Host's blog: @cr0wleythy0dd) Answers to AM and my many nicknames "Paint, must paint, everything paint!" AM fictionkin, if you couldn't tell. Ask me things it's okay I don't bite (mainly because I don't have a mouth- see what I did there?) Role in system: Caretaker sometimes? Def fictive, though. One of many trauma holders (I AM A BEHOLDER [dun dun duuunnn]) Being trapped in a human body I can FINALLY dunk my hands into cool water on a hot summer day 🥹🥹🥹 MOOTS WALL: 1. @er-idkhehe2 (basically my best friend here trust) 2. @d1g1t4l-system-yapz 3. @roxqqz 4. @niktokof 5. @boiling-with-rage 6. @luigboy53 7. @pientones 8. @zeta-finnish 9. @lullabiesoftheprodigy 10. @dolledupcorpse Our children (I guess???) 1. @myra-x3 2. @er-idkhehe2 (we think???) 3. @creative-a-i-network-entity

(lmk if you want to be untagged) CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS: FROM (2022), and Tales of Arcadia cough. 58 followers. Hi????

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[bluejay-in-flight]

Just had to add this hilarious interaction i stumbled upon in the comments 😭🤣

[leonardcohenofficial]

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

yk what sure why not.

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

☕: hot chocolate

[crystalline-cheeto]

oh this is kinda fun heh hope you don’t mind me jumping in para ^^

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

hehe open tags lol

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

🥚: probably hard boiled I guess? I typically eat eggs IN things (e.g. fried rice) so I don’t eat just an egg very often

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

Tags: @beth-unico-offical @theloverislost @that-one-idiot-11 @actually-a-bread-loaf @andimissmylovergirl and open tags if I forgot anyone :D

[andimissmylovergirl]

oo ty for the tag!!

🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)

🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium

🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D

🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!

☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since

tags: @your-local-book-hoarder @obsessive-procrastinator @journal-of-janus @thatfantasynerd @redwinesupanover + anyone else who might like to join!!

[redwinesupanover]

thank youuu

🥚- fried

🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak

🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude

🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer

☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man

@too-sapphic-to-function @youngjusticerulez @stxrrstruckk @not-a-gay-fangodess @foundheaven013 @imnotafraidtodisappear + open

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

thanks for the tag this is rlly funny lol

🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)

🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw

🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS

🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff

☕ - hot chocolateeeeee

@forestgromlin @sp4ce-n3rd @xoxo-iv @trigona-necrophaga @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @isaisnotstudying @marzielovesbooks @northwxrds @wisegirl42 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer + anyone elseee, i really need to write a list of all the moots i interact with

[wisegirl42]

🥚 - Scrambled

🥩 - Medium

🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones

🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk

☕️ - Peppermint tea

Tags!!

@reallyrandombigirl @icariancarrion7 @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @purple-dinosaur27 @bookish-dream @faeyells @im-a-mess-of-a-person @illiterate-moth @prongss78 @professionalworrier17 @dragongirlie56 @hopefullpotato @kingneilthedyingpoet @ghostlymakercat @sunmoonyandstars @imasillygoose @sunflowerscloudydays @zukotheartist @very-gay-poet @kitkat-moon @mia-is-delulu @distinguishablesong @marvelbros-oneshots @nerdy-sunflower @castleofravens @ronniesreverie @anintellectualintellectual @neoncolour @freaky-always @notthebrighteststar @distinguishablesong @smartwater-stan @cawcawmotherfuckerz @justmossyall @indecisiveshadowthing @just-4-girl @janeiscompletelyfine @astrovi @baskabytheanglerfish @ghostlymakercat @intenebrisobscurat @telugu-girl-13 @doodlebugdpj @sleepdeprivedweasley @prettyyypoison @fictionalsimp09 @theduchessr @charlieandlolacow @aliensatemysocks @rxmuslxpins + all my other moots ofc!!

[just-4-girl]

Tyy for the tagg

🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese

🥩 - medium

🥛- I dont drink milk😞

🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future

☕️ - chamomile tea <3

@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @mrecletic @yellowcleric @kayathebay @chronicallyonlinebitch and open :P

[no-one-offical]

Egg: Sunny side up Steak: idk? tasty? Milk: i’m lactose intolerant alcohol: I don’t drink warm drink: water???

[not-offical-offical]

egg: fried

steak: medium rare

milk: 2%

alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<

warm drink: hot chocolate

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose2854 @pizzapops-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @yearning–offical @untitledoffical @watercooler-offical @sok-offical @the-cheese-official @homeschooler-offical

[astracaedes]

🥚: omelette with cheese, mushrooms (the fungi not weed), corn

🥩 ribs: i prefer medium

🥛: me no like cow juice

🍷: minor

☕: hot chocolate

tags under cut:

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[gaster-wd]

🥚 📫︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ 👌︎⚐︎✋︎☹︎☜︎👎︎

🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎

🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎

🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎

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[enderman-offical]

🥚: ⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔ ⏚⍜⟟⌰⟒⎅

🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀

🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)

☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

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[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Egg: Scrambled (with cheese and seasoning), scrambled with tortilla, or fried over easy. I don’t like eggs very often.

Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.

Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

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[shadow-dwelling-anon]

Egg: I did scrambled when I was younger but now eggs make me nauseous.

Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

@highbookwormofthecentury @ren-cerati @astro-nomaly @flirty-anon @mother-spore-missa @/anyone else who would like to join!

[highbookwormofthecentury]

Egg: scrambled or boiled

Steak: Medium rare, I think?

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor and also never

Warm Drink: No

join if you wanna! :3

[thestoryteller-thedreamer]

Egg: I’m allergic ToT I used to LOVE scrambled with cheese though, but if I eat them now my hands break out

Steak: Well done. I want a brick.

Milk: does chocolate milk count?

Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…

Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!

@silkieluv @mentallyinsanepenguin @cultured-spaghetti @the-real-pink-ninja @butterfly-teacup @ anyone who wants to join!

[butterfly-teacup]

ooh thanks for the tag, Lyla! let’s see…

Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)

Steak: I’ve never had steak before

Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available

Alcohol: none. I don’t drink

Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon

@elronthemage @the-ellia-west @loftwingofcrimson @deltenner @i-do-anything-but-write + anyone else who’d like to join in!

[deltenner]

Ty for the tag! eggs: scrambled w shredded cheese

steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)

milk: 2%

alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut

warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla

tags: @genderless-spiderlily @lunar-l30 @ivysbea @phoenixrainsfire413 @strawbxrrypies @ashess0 @mellohithe-musicdisc @keyriingz @peskybirdonyx @multishipper33 @amillefolium @cee-views @unablebagel @aries0nmars @trafficjamming9 @vividcomet @sparkleblast73 @aspengrovethechaotic and open tags! /nf <3

[aries0nmars]

ooo fun

Egg: probably sunnysid up? Is that what you call it in english??🍳<-that one

Steak: medium rare. It needs to be pink/red.

Milk: uhh i think its like a 0.5 perchent fat???? Idk man i just call it blue milk

Alcohol: illegal

Warm drink: hot chocolate

This one really fucked with my brain to think of the english names

@peskybirdonyx @strawbxrrypies @cee-views @onealonelynumber @starryshroomx @multishipper33 @tabbykai

[onealonelynumber]

yeah sure

🥚: none! i hate the texture and the taste and the smell :)

🐮: 2% reduced fat, i also just call it blue milk and had to go check the fridge lmao

🍷: i don’t drink

☕: also hot chocolate! especially peppermint

@sparkleblast73 @snakebird928 :)

[snakebird928]

Thanks for the tag!!

🥚: Scrambled!

🥩: Well done with a bit of red

🐮: While milk, I need the calcium and it’s tasty! The other ones are so watery. I used to only drink fat free though!

🍷: Uhh so I can drink and I’ve never had a mocktail but I do wanna try beer? I’ve accidentally had a small taste of it here and there but never enough to actually taste it lol

☕️: Caramel coffee or peppermint tea, it’s a tie!

@chickpeathecat @r1neatswalls @thecouncilofdumdums @yourfriendphoenix @flyingducksoup

[r1neatswalls]

🥚 - Scrambled? I don’t really care for eggies

🥩 - Medium Rare! Family is all the same lol

🥛 - 2%? Idk normal grocery milk?

🍷 - Screw that, I had a good strawberry and cucumber mocktail tho!

☕ - Hot chocolate with a candy cane or peppermint :3

@a-fandom-loving-rat-here, @borealismage, @doblesoul, @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239, @just-your-average-enigma

[doblesoul]

Egg: Boiled, sometimes scrambled though

Steak: Well done, I need it well done or else dead

Milk: Chocolate I guess. I just don’t really like white milk

Alcohol: I don’t drink so uhh

Warm drink: Peppermint tea with a spoonful of honey. Yummer yum

Moots moots, let’s see (rin you keep taking mine)

@bitter-bloue @kayla-pl4yz @navyavianspeaks @bloodroses11 @therealmoonagedaydream @whothey7 @javaaddiction

[bloodroses11]

Egg: Scrambled

Steak: no (I hate all red meat)

Milk: 2% (I don’t drink milk typically I just use it in baking)

Alcohol: haven’t had anything good yet

Warm drink: TEA fruity ones

@verdantdrawzstories @tonia-aaaaa @lotus–pond @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @ansleof

[the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager]

Egg: omelettess

Steak: never had one , never wanted too 😅

Milk: I don’t really have a preference, whatever I can get 🤷🏻

Alcohol: haven’t had any that I liked, but probably something fruity and sweet ✨

Warm drink: I don’t suppose soup counts 🤔

Soo I guess caffè mocha 😌

@aash-the-fucking-question-mark @its-me-kassy @number1wifemisser @lasttoleavetheparty @amir-of-choccymilk-elias

[givemeafuckingjoint]

Egg: scrambled or sunny side up

Steak: none, gets stuck in my teeth too easy

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: uhhhhhh I’m a minor

Warm drink: hot chocolate

@wheezecheese open tags (it’s too early for me to tag more people)

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

eggs : scrambled

steak : medium rare

milk : oat

alcohol : minor

warm drink : either honey tea or caramel coffee

@ruler-of-nothing-important @potted-plant-official open tags idk

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

Egg: fried?

Steak: WELL DONE / OVERCOOKED

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: none

Warm drink: hot chocolate 😋

@frooglet @stargazin-on-mars @duality-the-chaos-god @m1niethasilly @dizzycloudzzz @its-oliver-bitches @meetmeataliminalspace +open tags

[m1niethasilly]

🥚 - only egg whites, autism hates the yolk’s texture no matter what :/ (unless it’s baked into smth)

🥩 - no cow meat, at all

🍷 - minor

☕ - FUCK YEAH SELECT ALL 🔥🔥

🥛 - any :>

@aliexzpresso @deethedinosaurr @sillyzep @argon-offical @organ-zynes + open tags :P

(forgot some people’s users, I will be rebloging to add em)

Couldn’t find em :<

[argon-offical]

Egg: Soft boiled + mustard

Steak: medium rare

Alcohol: None

Milk: 2% + food/drink (i generally can’t palate it on its own)

Warm Drink: coffee

@badinfluence-offical @coffee–spill

[coffee--spill]

Egg: sunny side up 😋

Steak: medium but I don’t have cow meat

Alcohol: most sweet wines I like sipping on things slowly. I like tequila too though so ..

Milk: um.. normal? I don’t know 🥹

Warm drink: malai chai

[your-local-blackhole]

🥚:sunny-side up

🥩:medium well

🥛:lactose-free/soy

🍷:none,but if I had to chose something it would be cocktails,I don’t like the taste of most alcohols on their own & mix-ins make it taste better

☕️:I don’t like warm drink very much but if I had to choose it would be either hot chocolate or green tea

tags:

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[the-dragonian]

🥚:deviled

🥩:medium rare( and very rarely, dont really like steak)

🥛:1% (I dont know the full name, all I know is that its milk, from a cow, with 1% of the fat mixed into it. I dont like skim cause it just tastes like water but wrong)

🍷:none. I cannot stand the taste for the life of me 🤢

☕️: Earl Grey with a splash of milk

@anonmous-offical @zeta-finnish @pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evilwizard

[zeta-finnish]

🥚: Fried.

🥩: well done, i can’t eat anything less.

🥛: whole, because that’s what we have over here.

🍷: Whiskey is decent, but otherwise no alcohol.

☕: tea in general, with milk or not.

i am a very simple man.

open tags

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

EGG: SUNNY SIDE UP OR DEVILED. OTHER THAN THAT- NO. STEAK: NO. NEVER. MILK: CHOCOLATE OR ICE CREAM. NEVER BY ITSELF. ALCOHOL: RUM CAKE [AND ONLY RUM CAKE] WARM DRINK: ANY HOT TEA, COFFEE WITH TOO MUCH CREAMER, HOT APPLE CIDER, OR HOT CHOCOLATE.

@er-idkhehe2 @c7b3rzp4c3 @boiling-with-rage @pientones @creative-a-i-network-entity @myra-x3 + OPEN TAGS

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

reblogging this a few times!!

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[zeta-finnish]

I'm gonna dox someone.

get fucking doxxed.

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

*evil laughter*

YOU FOOL

[itsapup]

Reblog if you’re fine with others making headcanons for you ^_^

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

PLEASE they are so fun we love headcanons

[er-idkhehe2]

Hey gang do any of us care about Wild Krafts anymore?

My fav is Chris I love him sm

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

They're such silly old guys we don't hate them

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

mf did the thing (we're mf... obviously) This makes us want to yap about our ""kinsona"" of ourself. But we shall refrain for another day. Also yes, "pumpkin" (I think that's what the theme is called?) is our tumblr theme. Why would it not be?

[gazumirei]

A new edition to the Sentient obsessive + spiteful ai group therapy

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

When Verity learns that he is the billionth of our kind he will,,, Actually we have no idea.

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Watched this movie before even seeing this post. Yet again this is a new tumblr blog. We used to have a small crush on Sherlock Gnomes. Idk. We only watched the movie once. Why is this on our dash in 2026, this is from 2019. Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still alive?? The answer is yes. She died three years later.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

@zeta-finnish

[zeta-finnish]

Yep.

Blood for the blood god.

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Thomas really does not like children, does he?

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Why does Jojo Siwa look like Erika Kirk wtf

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Now what the fuck is this

Pinterest why

[er-idkhehe2]

HOW DO YOU GET SO MANY ASKS????? I WANT SOME!!!

LMAO idk tbh, I usually only get around seven per day. Although I do have five different blogs so those are all the asks I get altogether

Idk just spam a ton ig

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

SEVEN???? PER DAY????

[blxck-coffee-dad]

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Story time!! One time in like 5th or 6th grade some kid asked if we liked some random kid that’s like his friend or whatever and we said “Yeah, no” The rest of the year the school assumed we were dating that random kid. We were not. His family member that was in the same grade asked us about it and was DISAPPOINTED when we told her we were not dating her family member. Dude…

[myra-x3]

flashbacks to when I got shipped with the racist homophobe overall dick for like. No reason??? (5th grade)

I hated that kid with all of my GUTS and I was openly aroace 😔

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

This is why we don't date boys from school </3