#gen hc

[shieldagentcoulson]

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

Can your muse be rude or unfriendly? When the mission calls for it, Phil can be both. He prefers to not be either if he can get things done with kindness.

Is your muse a people pleaser? Nope, not at all. He can pretend to be one, if the mission calls for it though.

[hqsimprevival2024]

Thinking about the possibility of Tendou, Osamu, and Yukie being a BFF Foodie trio timeskip.

Cuz like Tendo is a renowned chocolatier (which I could only assume he also extends his cooking/baking skills into experimenting different pastries that are chocolate-flavored).

Samu is an Onigiri bitch

And Yukie would just be delighted to be the taste-maker for them!! She would definitely have helpful and genuine feedback because of how passionate she is with food!!!!

They met during a food expo. Nobody was available to come with them that day so they all went alone until they bumped into one another and they immediately recognized each other.

Chaotic duo! Tendo + Yukie with their Responsible Adult! Samu.

Samu would just be exasperated handling these two idiots (bc someone in this group needs to have atleast a higher level of maturity).

Whenever Samu is experimenting with his Onigiri flavors, Yukie and Tendo would help him achieve the state of cooking it into perfection ✨

No, Tendou, you cannot put chocolate in any of chocolate inside the Onigiri

I could also imaging that to boost the popularity of Miya Onigiri, Samu will take Yukie's suggestion to create a food-challenge in his shop. Whether it is to finish 10 Onigiris within 1 minute or other stuffs.

Yukie will then invite Bokuto (with Akaashi, Konoha supervising the big boy) and challenge him to a buffet competition.

Bokuto would obv lost but his post about it in his insta story would make his fans flock to the said branch to try out the challenge of Onigiri Miya!

Tsumu would obv want to support his brother too so he would challenge Osamu.

You cant convince me that SunaRin would not be there be filming the whole thing.

Samu would def win but this would also skyrocket the popularity of Onigiri Miya bc of how fun it was (thanks to the clips that Rin filmed and that Tsumu posted in his story).

Safe to say, Samu can retire as early as 40 with the trajectory of Onigiri Miya's business is taking off.

Rin and Tendo would have some internal beef with each other (bc of Tendou's pettiness of how Rin always avoided his Guess block during their VB years).

Rin would be wary as to why this man was getting close to Samu (it's not like he feels a pang to his chest whenever Samu gives Tendo a hearty chuckle as they discussed excitedly things about food that Rinnie does not understand).

Samu would ofcourse notice the tension and will try to defuse it by inviting them to help him cook another meal he was experimenting with (it was really just an excuse to get them accustomed to each other's presence).

Yukie and Rin would be obv cool to each other (they don't "speak"— asides from the occasional greeting, to each other until Rin's 3rd visit).

You cannot also convince me that Onigiri Miya would then become a place of reunion of Inarizaki + Shiratorizawa + Fukuradoni as these three would drag their old teammates to hang-out and catch up.

Some Nekoma and Karaduno alumnis (+Itachiyama and Kamomedai) would get dragged along to these mini-reunions too.

[deafarcher]

Clint would definitely eat dog treats on accident. Possibly also on purpose.

[awantedman]

Headcanon - Sticky Fingers

[information for this headcanon comes from here]

Peter is able to stick to surface by enhancing the flux of inter-atomic attractive forces on surfaces he touches, increasing the coefficient of friction between that surface and himself.  Originally the ability was only in his hands and feet, though as he used his powers and became more in control of them, he can also do it through his back and front making it possible for him to cling to a surface even if he can’t grab on with hands and feet (i.e.: he falls and his back hits the wall before anything else). This includes his face, which means he can stop unwanted removal of his mask to protect his identity in a fight. The strength of attraction between himself and the surface he is clinging to is considerable. If Spider-Man does not willingly detach, but is pulled off by force, the surface usually breaks, still attached to his body. He can even cling while he is asleep.

Slippery surfaces or unstable surfaces that can’t hold his weight make the clinging ability basically useless as an unstable surface would most likely crumble under his weight and slippery surfaces don’t provide enough friction. The ability can also be disabled through a strong enough shock, a weakness discovered by Electro in the comics. The ability works through thin layers of cloth, such as the fabric of his costume, but not through materials such as the soles of shoes. When Peter needs to crawl without changing into the costume, he removes his shoes first. 

While the clinging ability it usually used only for mobility, Peter does discover an offensive use for it through one of the ‘spider family’, Kaine. Kaine would use his ability when attacking (called ‘the mark of kaine’), in which he would literally burn scars into his victims. Peter has discovered his own variant of this, in which he can tear deep wounds in a person if he attaches his fingers and pulls away without removing the clinging ability (in comics he has only used this ability in times of great anger and against only two people). 

[awantedman]

Pointless Headcanon #1

Peter is the one to eat an entire can of ready whip straight from the can in one sitting

[awantedman]

Headcanon - Extreme Cold

Because of the nature of most long-living spiders, Peter will go into an almost hibernative state if stuck in the cold for too long without the proper clothing. These means he has to be extra careful during the winter season while wearing the Spider-Man suit, as the cold gets to him much easier and he is more likely to end up just huddling up on a rooftop or something until motor function returns. If there is someplace warm he knows he can go to wait out the weather or change into warmer clothes, he will not hesitate to do so.

[awantedman]

Headcanon - PTSD

Peter suffers mild PTSD from his time in captivity. He has regular nightmares in which he finds himself back in the large room in which he'd been held for that time, occasional hallucinations and flashbacks, an increased paranoia

it's a good thing no one reads these headcanons so i'm just gonna leave this till i remembere to finish it

[awantedman]

(insert the sex headcanon symbol here)

Peter is very awkward during sex. Nineteen and still more or less a virgin, it's not all that surprising. He needs to be told what to do and assured that he's not doing something wrong, especially if he's ever asked to top - god forbid that happen because that would be funnier than it would be sexy and would probably end with him and his partner just lying in bed doing nothing while Peter prays to be swallowed by the bed.