Written for the capkink meme; "Bucky's favorite fantasy is that he was born a woman. He's not trans, he's just of the opinion that his life would have been infinitely better if he was a girl. Yeah, being a woman's no picnic, but! No war, and he's pretty damn sure he and Steve would have had half a dozen asthmatic kids by the time WWII started (because Bucky's goddamn certain he'd have been riding Steve since they were sixteen), so no medical experimentation for Steve, either.
He voices the opinion during an Avengers' drinking game. This is how Steve finds out Bucky's in love with him."











