#shortca

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Steve steps back into the car and closes the door, lips still tingling.

“You don’t like blondes,” Bucky says.

Sam chokes.

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“Well,” Tony says, standing and clapping his hands together, “for the sake of scientific validity, there’s only one way to test this.” He pauses for dramatic effect. “We need to hold the first annual Ass Championships.”

And that’s how it starts.

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Written for the capkink meme; "Bucky casually texts Steve that she's pregnant. While Steve's in a meeting. With the director. And a couple of senators. Maybe some reporters. Needless to say, Steve embarrasses himself."

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Steve always put up the token protest, but they ended up this way as often as not in the winter, sharing covers and space and heat and not freezing to death. If anyone were to walk in, it would seem reasonable, even.

It was the best.

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The team plays Cards Against Humanity. Some cards are more telling than others.

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"Eyes on the prize, Widow: we're getting Captain America and Bucky laid, with each other. That's the op. Got it?"

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There's a kill order on the Winter Soldier and Steve Rogers has been acting kind of strangely lately.

There’s a kill order on the Winter Soldier and Steve Rogers has been acting kind of strangely lately.

sequel

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Steve misses Bucky's curves.