#genderfluiddirkstrider

[dirt-noodles]

You are now going to be spammed with doge and a few cute animals. No regrets

fuck

[dirt-noodles]

I started looking up cute animal pictures to spam you with but somehow got dragged into looking for Doge pictures. Idk how this happened xD

IS THAT WHY MY INBOX IS FILLED WITH THAT

IS

THAT

WHY

[dirt-noodles]

So, for the first part of this spam I have a short story. I was just talking to another aunt of mine and apparently when I was young and you said no to me I would just stare right at you with the most annoyed look as if saying "I'm not listening to you"

omfg you dork

[dirt-noodles]

So the spam is about to begin soon, it's still early and is going to alst late through tonight. Hope you enjoy 0w0

everybody prepare for this

[dirt-noodles]

then i shall sleep 0u0 so take thA--wait. fuck dmamit

wait

wait

what

[dirt-noodles]

yes he gloves no fucks did I stutter? (bby i think we need slep)

I’m not gonna sleep until you do 

[dirt-noodles]

kankris celibate because he doesnt sleep let alone sleep with someone or just because he secretly goves no fucks hehhe

he gloves no fucks

[dirt-noodles]

WHAT IF DIRK TRIES TO TEACH KANKRI HOW TO DRIVE BUT DOES T KNWO HWO SO HAS KANKRI PLAY 48 HOURS OF GTA. KANKRI ENDS UP LIKE THE FATHER ON FAMILY GUY PETER

Kankri with extreme forms of road rage as a result