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Ethan // 22 // I am the horselord

[maimoncat]

Goblinweek 2026 - 5 Zauberbuch

Dieser neugierige Kobold hat ein Zauberbuch stibitzt.

This curious goblin has snatched a magic book.

Questo folletto curioso si è sgraffignato un libro di magia.

[etirabys]

[pukicho]

I’ve seen a thousand ghosts literally just today… bidens america

[sableunavailable]

What percentage, would you say, were fuckable?

[pukicho]

All of them are fuckable in bidens america

[urfaveisunfuckable]

the ghosts from biden’s america are fuckable!

[butchmime]

THEY SELLING THIS SHIT BY THE BARREL??????

[rslashrats]

[cerastes]

Millions of Facebook users migrate to Tumblr after the Great Collapse Of 2021, see an empty dashboard, don’t realize you have to search for and curate your own content, immediately leave Tumblr [GOOD END]

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[not-the-conversation-starter]

This person worked on Deltarune

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I don’t and you SHALL NOT

[demilypyro]

Oh so that's too much huh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why do they have top hats but not bottom hats

[transmortifried]

they do though???

[eenchilada]

woah! for real?!

[werewolbachia]

personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually

[artful-insincerity]

synth music draws on the rich history of string music i think they would play along on a fiddle

[spiltpencilsink]

[angelicguy]

[mintymayo]

the context for this is that he gave his own daughter a switch at another child's birthday party

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Do you have games on your cock

[thyrell]

made gyoza

[thyrell]

im in the fucking sims

[amygdalae]

no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed

[hard-times-paramore]

I agree but did you have to say it like that

[amygdalae]

yes

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it