Me: "So, how much jewellery are we gonna wear today?"
The spirits of a bronze age lady and a 17th century pirate that are in charge of my wardrobe choices: "YES."
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Me: "So, how much jewellery are we gonna wear today?"
The spirits of a bronze age lady and a 17th century pirate that are in charge of my wardrobe choices: "YES."
The tiny creature that dwells on the back of my notepad sends his regards.
~~Doesn't find the art history book she got all excited to buy because someone else bought it first~~
"I'm just like Jonathan Strange if Jonathan Strange didn't have money or magic or a cool wife and also didn't live in fantasy Regency England. And was also a woman."
T-T
I don't know about the linguistics of it but
Have you ever sat on a beach at night with a bottle of wine listening to the waves crash in the dark and gone "yes the sea is wine-dark I get it now"
Nobody: ...
Me:(*excitedly*) "there's a new kind of spider in the bathroom!"
Just a little doodled dragon amongst flowers for your enjoyment
Changing the newspapers on the floor of my bird's cages and and taking the opportunity to put the faces of politicians I don't like in places where they will definitely get shat upon.
Today it's Donald Trump.