So whenever I’m in desperate need of sleep, I hmushear things a lot. So now I’m presenting a leep deprived Tim be hearing things.
Batman: I need you pick up the cocaine samples for analysis.
What Tim heard: I need you to beat up David Cain till paralysis
Tim: …
Tim: not sure why you’re asking me but okay
✨one montage later✨
Red Robin, posts a picture of a visibly injured David Cain, aka, wanted assassin on numerous fronts with the caption “@thedarknight this good?”
Bruce: …
JL: 😟
Cass: 🥰
YJ: 🫡
Shiva: *proud*
The internet: 🤯
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Bruce: Lure the Riddler out for me
What Tim heard: Take the Riddler out for tea
Tim, sleep deprived logic: Makes sense
Later, in the middle of a warehouse on a table filled with tea and snacks
Riddler: I don’t know what this is, but this is quite a nice change of pace
Red Robin: *shrugs*
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Bruce: Carmin’s on the loose
What Tim heard: Arm a goose
Tim: do we have any? Never mind I got this
One week later a goose in a RR uniform with a knife in its beak proceeds to chase around villains. There has never been a more effective way to fight crime.
Bruce: …
Tim: 😏
Damian: teach me how to do that?
Later, Red Goose would proceed to take over and protect Gothams ponds, keeping them safe from crime.