#genuinely perplexed

[catacombcorpse]

?????? what the hell did i mean by this

[b-nuggs]

I have genuine shock after learning that massages are NOT supposed to hurt, at all. All my life that’s what it felt like. Like when you touch a bruise that kinda hurts but you keep touching it because the slight relief feels kinda nice.

My boyfriend explained that massages are supposed to be completely relaxing and not hurt even a bit. I pikachu faced him because I just had no idea.

[novoqaine]

i know how we all feel about br*ndon ur*e but i’m looking at the popular p!atd songs on spotify and honestly are you guys not embarrassed

[lukoleoleole]

the look rio gives beth when she walks into lucky's and asks for something without booze and without caffeine tells me everything I need to know about their relationship

[kaesaaurelia]

Torn between "it's 77 degrees outside, the windows are all open, birds are screaming at each other outside, and I was contemplating when to hire someone to help me bring my two giant stupid A/C units up from the basement, so why has the heat kicked on???" and "so I guess I can keep using the bathroom radiator as a heated towel rack indefinitely, then?"

[jamdrawers]

You might not remember being a huge piece of shit to me before, but I remember. You can still go fuck yourself, lol

Perhaps you would get more closure if you messaged me off-anon

[quicksilverdaisyday]

i’ve seen at least two separate posts dunking on people who compare ryan to simon and yet the only comparison between the two that i’ve seen was like a two second clip in a meme video comparing their laughter

[dark-lady-sylvanas]

Are ant colonies a communist state or a monarchy?

ive honestly been thinking abt this all day and i’m going to say communist state bc even tho they follow a queen it’s basically just a communist party made up of one ant that all the other ants follow