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[b-nuggs]

Guys, wish me luck on asking my manager what's his fave Homestuck character. He revealed to me that he was a Homestuck kid so now I MUST ask.

[b-nuggs]

alright dudes

it's Dave and Rose

hellz yeahhhh

[b-nuggs]

Guys, wish me luck on asking my manager what's his fave Homestuck character. He revealed to me that he was a Homestuck kid so now I MUST ask.

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

[kadabura]

What have I done.

[creepypuppetbrigade]

Happy 10th anniversary to this post specifically

[t4timekeeper]

explaining to gamers that “silent protagonist” does not necessarily mean “blank slate devoid of all personality, characterization and agency”

[unclefather]

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

[nrrlblr]

Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺

[ralsbecket]

tumblr has taught me more about real life than real life ever has

[castielsconsultingdetective]

did i just learn a second language

[ikatakojas]

I’ve been waiting for this for ages.

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

unsafe sigil created.

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[solisaureus]

everyone look at these namaki drawings that my friend @lakefama drew i’m crying

[marinella-ela]

[wymanthewalrus]

@vancekilo how does it feel being the most correct person to ever comment on a post

[librarykris]

*scritch scritch scritch scritch*

[i-am-a-fish]

sending work emails is SO MUCH EASIER when you're high oh my god it's just like haiiiii HR :3

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lacefuneral]

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

[memewhore]

[anger-birb]

[kitstacean]

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

[ot3]

watching the pope be one of the only mainstream voices willing to flatly call what's happening in gaza a genocide is probably one of the most surreal parts of this whole thing

[punkitt-is-here]

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

[punkitt-is-here]

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

[punkitt-is-here]

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[sharkface]

I'm not even kidding I think food service jobs are the hardest customer service jobs that exist and if you have them on your resume long enough that it's clear you could maintain them people should be begging on their hands and fucking knees for you to work for them.

[sharkface]

Do you have any idea how much goes into any given food service job. Not only is it customer service, it's usually heavy machinery operation and maintaining, sanitation work, handling of money, awareness of allergens and chemicals and EXACTLY where they are and where they go, intense memory games for menu items and all of their ingredients... You deal with some of the absolute worst rushes doing multiple tasks, you can basically never sit down, most of your cooking equipment is extremely dangerous and can hurt you very badly if you lose focus for any amount of time, you deal with insane temperature fluctuations constantly, food service is always understaffed because it's less expensive to pay you to do the jobs of four people, everyone is incredibly mean to you all the time, and you get paid like absolute fucking shit because people think it's "unskilled" entry level labor anyway.

[sharkface]

Average sixteen year old working minimum wage at McDonald's is actually a more respectable and skilled worker than any person working a salaried desk job on the planet.