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GenZ! Reader: Because I’ve heard toddlers throw scarier tantrums.
Velvette: Oh that’s FOUL.
Vox: I’m saving this.
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Valentino: Why don’t you flinch when I yell?
GenZ! Reader: Because I’ve heard toddlers throw scarier tantrums.
Velvette: Oh that’s FOUL.
Vox: I’m saving this.
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Hi my stars! I will start on making this series, hopefully it goes well. New account and updated in @rosiel-leclerc04
Toto’s Favorite Intern 1
Platonic! F1 x Gen Z!Reader
– Where you, Y/N Wolff, Toto’s niece who became the Social Media Intern in Mercedes, turn the paddock upside down. How will they handle this hellion?
When you were still a tiny bundle of chubby cheeks and wobbly steps, you had already made up your mind about one thing, your favourite person in the entire world was Toto Wolff. It did not matter that he was a towering figure with a naturally serious expression. The moment he walked into the room, you lit up like a sunrise.
Your family often joked that you had a built-in Toto radar. No matter how quietly he arrived, the second his footsteps reached the hallway, there you were, a determined little figure toddling after him on unsteady legs, clutching a toy in one hand and wearing the expression of someone on a very important mission. You followed him everywhere: from the kitchen to the living room, from the balcony to the garden. If Toto sat, you sat beside him. If he stood, you stood right there, your tiny hand ready to grab his trouser leg to keep him close.
The moment that sealed your bond forever came unexpectedly one quiet afternoon. Toto had crouched down to your level, offering a rare, gentle smile. You looked at him with wide eyes, opened your mouth, and out came your very first word.
“Toto.”
For a man known for his composed, often stoic demeanour, his reaction was almost uncharacteristic. His eyes softened instantly, and he let out a genuine, warm laugh, one the family rarely heard. From that day forward, Toto was not just your uncle. In your little world, he was your favourite person, your safe place, and your first word all rolled into one. And though he rarely showed his emotions so openly, everyone could tell that the bond you had formed in that moment was unshakeable.
As the years passed, you grew from the toddling shadow who followed him everywhere into a young woman with your own spark of talent and individuality. You were still fiercely attached to your uncle, but now your connection went beyond childhood fondness. You had discovered a deep love for the arts, especially dancing and video editing. In school, you even dabbled in digital art, designing posters and editing photos for announcements.
It began innocently enough. A simple dance routine you recorded for a school project ended up making the rounds among your classmates, who swore you had an instinct for movement and rhythm. From there, you began experimenting, editing your own videos to match the beat of songs, blending transitions so seamlessly that the clips looked as if they belonged in professional campaigns. Social media became your stage, and you navigated it with the precision of someone who understood the fast-changing digital world like the back of your hand.
Toto, despite being a man rooted in the traditional aspects of motorsport, could not help but notice your growing influence online. Over time, he began to seek your advice on small but important things, what kind of captions might appeal to younger audiences, what style of video would capture attention without seeming forced, which trends were worth adopting and which should be avoided entirely. You would sit beside him with your laptop, explaining algorithms and engagement strategies with the same patience he once used to teach you how to ride a bicycle.
One spring afternoon, after yet another discussion about content ideas, Toto leaned back in his chair, studying you with that calculating expression he often wore during team meetings.
“You know,” he said in a measured tone, “we could use someone like you on the team. You understand how to connect with people. You understand how they think.”
You blinked, caught off guard. “Are you… saying what I think you’re saying?”
“I am offering you an internship,” Toto confirmed, the corner of his mouth lifting ever so slightly. “Mercedes AMG Petronas. Social Media PR team. You will not just be editing videos of drivers waving at the camera. You will be learning how a world-class team manages its image.”
Your heart raced. This was not just a casual favour from your uncle this was an opportunity to work inside the paddock, to be part of something you had only ever watched from the outside, a responsibility.
Within weeks, you found yourself stepping through the sleek, glass doors of the team’s headquarters in Brackley, wearing your brand-new staff badge. The scent of freshly brewed coffee mixed with the faint, oily tang of machinery. The energy in the air was electric, a perfect blend of engineering precision and competitive ambition.
And while most interns might have felt overwhelmed, you carried yourself with quiet confidence. After all, this was your uncle’s world and now, it was yours too.
Meanwhile, in the Mercedes garage…
The air buzzed with the hum of machinery and the quiet chatter of engineers. You were not there yet, but your presence or rather, your influence, was already being noticed.
It started when George, in the middle of a slow day between practice runs, Did a tiktok script from the team saying “Skibidi toilet Baku, my dudes.”
Normally, Toto would have given him one of those sharp, unimpressed looks that could make even a seasoned driver rethink his life choices. Instead, Toto barely blinked, replying in a calm, almost neutral tone, “Interesting choice of words, George,” before turning back to a monitor.
George froze, convinced he had imagined it.
A few days later, Kimi tried his luck. He tossed a handful of Gen Z slang into a casual conversation with Toto, expecting the man to be confused, maybe even annoyed. But no — Toto simply nodded along as though the words made perfect sense to him.
Kimi glanced at George, whispering, “He… he understood that?”
George’s brow furrowed. “Yeah. And I don’t know whether to be impressed or scared.”
From there, the garage crew began to talk. Quietly, of course. Was Toto secretly spending his nights on TikTok? Did he have a burner account? Was he… lurking in comment sections? No one dared to ask him outright, but the curiosity simmered.
The truth came out during the next team meeting. Drivers, engineers, and PR staff gathered around the long conference table as Toto entered, his presence instantly commanding the room.
“I have an announcement,” he said, his tone carrying that usual weight of authority. “We have a new intern joining our Social Media PR team. Please welcome my niece, Y/N Wolff.”
You stepped into the room, offering a polite smile as you made your way to a seat beside your uncle. The shift in atmosphere was immediate. It was not just the fact you were family, it was how different Toto seemed with you there.
His gaze softened when it landed on you. His voice lost some of its sharpness as he explained things to you directly. He leaned in when you spoke, nodding along to your suggestions about TikTok engagement and Instagram reels as if every word was worth gold.
From across the table, George leaned toward Kimi, muttering, “So that’s why he knows all the slang.” then George smirked. “She’s the one teaching him.”
By the end of the meeting, everyone in that room had learned something important — you were not just another intern. You were the one person in the entire paddock who could make Toto Wolff smile and understand whatever “Skibidi toilet Baku” was supposed to mean.
Me after ignoring any news about 2026 contracts of f1 drivers and making a fic instead
Gen-Z!Overlord!Reader
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ft. Gen Z! Reader who is on the autistic spectrum + ADHD, written respectfully, keeping traits accurate without making them the punchline. No stereotypes, no infantilizing — just fun, comfort, and the realistic chaos of neurodivergent Gen Z energy. Despite Alastor being...him...I believe he would help in his "Alastor" way [he might never do this but whatever]
{based on my own experiences as anyone else has different experiences} (。•̀ ⤙ •́ 。ꐦ)
GenZ! Reader: If you want something, just tell me. I don’t pick up on hints.
Alastor: I have never once hinted in my entire life. My intentions are always perfectly clear.
GenZ! Reader: Dude, half the hotel thinks you’re trying to kill me.
Alastor: (smiles wider) Yes! Clearly!
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GenZ! Reader: I can’t start the thing.
Alastor: Which thing?
GenZ! Reader: Any of them.
Alastor: Ah. A familiar foe. (He extends his hand dramatically)
Alastor: Come. We shall conquer your tasks one at a time. Think of me as… an accountability demon.
GenZ! Reader: Isn’t that just a fancy word for “your weird friend who bullies you into productivity”?
Alastor: Precisely.
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Gen Z! Reader: Okay, Luci, today’s slang lesson: “It’s giving.”
Lucifer: It’s giving? Giving what?
Gen Z! Reader: Whatever the vibe is. You just say “It’s giving ___.”
Lucifer: Ah. Like “It’s giving elegance,” or “It’s giving powerful monarch?”
Gen Z! Reader: EXACTLY.
Lucifer: (looks at Alastor) It’s giving outdated-radio-gremlin.
Alastor: (eye twitching in annoyance)
Charlie: (groan)Oh no.
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Baxter: It is 3 AM.
Nifty: Time for crimes.
Gen Z! Reader: Or snacks.
Baxter: (considers both)
Baxter: Crime snacks.
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If GenZ! Reader was also captured with Alastor in “It’s A Deal” (Hazbin Hotel 2x04) and rage-baiting Vox (ft. swivel chairs)
Vox: You two are my captives. Show some fear!
GenZ! Reader: (slowly spinning chair) Weeeeeee.
Alastor: (spinning the opposite direction) Quite exhilarating, actually!
Vox: STOP HAVING FUN.
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GenZ! Reader: Vox, what’s your GPU?
Vox: EXCUSE ME?
GenZ! Reader: I need to know how much power it takes to run that ego.
Alastor: Judging by the whining, it’s an outdated model.
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Gen Z! Reader: (staring at Husk over the counter) Husk: …What. Gen Z! Reader: Nothin’. Just watching you make heart eyes at Angel again. Husk: (chokes on his drink) I—I don’t do that! Gen Z! Reader: Babe. Honey. Grandpa. You literally wag your tail when he walks by. Husk: I DO NOT— Angel: (walks by bar) Hey, Husker~ Husk’s tail: (betrays him instantly) fwip-fwip-fwip Husk: (death glare at tail) STOP.
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Alastor: Your behavior is reckless, childish, and— Gen Z! Reader: Skill issue. Alastor: static intensifies
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Thanks anon! Alastor + Gen Z!Reader teaming up to drive Lucifer absolutely feral…ft. Sir Pentious sending a postcard from Heaven with the WORST art known to demon-kind.
Lucifer (sits down with a sigh)
GenZ! Reader: Soooooo…
Alastor: (literally comes out of the shadows)
GenZ! Reader: Where’s your crown, Barbie?
Lucifer: STOP CALLING ME THAT.
Alastor: I think the term is “Ken-ergy?”
GenZ! Reader: Nah. He’s more “Target Exclusive Ken who melts in the sun.”
Lucifer: EXCUSE ME?!
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Charlie brings in the mail:
Charlie: Uh…Dad? You got something from...Sir Pentious?
Lucifer: (sigh) What NOW-
It's a glitter-covered postcard from Heaven.
On the front is a horrifically drawn decapitated duck with googly eyes. Like… two circles, a beak, a head rolling away, zero anatomical accuracy. The caption says:
“Greetings from Heaven!” — Sir Pentious (Artist. Genius. Visionary.)
Lucifer:
Lucifer: WHY IS THE DUCK DECAPITATED??
GenZ! Reader: Artistic expression.
Alastor: A symbolic piece on the fragility of life!
GenZ! Reader: He drew it with crayons, dude.
Lucifer: (throws postcard across room)
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