What if you were a CLONE and AUTISTIC and you'd spent your whole life in ONE ROOM and they let you out of the room to go on a DIPLOMATIC MISSION to honeytrap an EMPEROR and you met the emperor and the two of you HIT IT OFF BIG TIME, so he made you permanent ambassador to his court, and then he asked you to MARRY HIM and people tried to KILL YOU because of it, and then you said YES, I'LL MARRY YOU but you couldn't even KISS HIM because he was a WORM, and there was a HOT GUY who was clearly INTO YOU, so you slept with him because you and your fiance are in an OPEN RELATIONSHIP but the hot guy was POSSESSIVE and PLOTTING TO KILL YOUR WORM FIANCE and you were getting ready for your WEDDING and held hands with your FIANCE and he CRIED and then you walked to your WEDDING VENUE and then you FELL OFF A BRIDGE