#geometry?

[onelostmoth]

this made me cackle so here it is lmao

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

I may not remember my maths but you better believe I remember every damn rude thing anyone has ever said to me

[queenofhearts7378]

Me completely embarrassing myself

Me: I would really want to go to Europe sometime and visit every single country. Like Greece, France, Italy, Rome-

Mrs. Hatch: Rome? Rome isn't a country.

Me: *pauses for a moment* It isn't?

Mrs. Hatch: *shakes head no* It's in Italy.

Me: Really? I always thought it was its own country. Man am I bad at geometry.

[woodbetweenworlds]

When I learned in high school that a mL was the same thing as cubic centimeter, that is, you could have a cube that is 1 cm x 1 cm x 1cm and the volume is 1 mL, I lost my shit. I really did. Because I had never thought before that moment that something I associated with a ruler and length could be used to measure liquid. Like, whaaat?

[zak-mason-blog]

EVERYONE HERE IS WALKING AROUND WITH HUGE ASS TEDDY BEARS I WANT 20 OF THEM

[thelandofthefreewithhamburgers]

((Yay, it's Halloween! 

But I got two anchors today.

Oh man, that's awesome.))

[jeefborky]

Freakin' teleportation.

GOOD HEAVENS. I have a turrible headache right now. Like actually. I'm at work. Not doing anything! Yay! The other day I ate green beans from the can while watching Criminal Minds in my dorm room. What is my life.

So. I really don't freaking understand why I can't teleport. I mean, I understand physically why I can't, I'm not an ijiot. But come on! I'm just so lazy.

I got a new pair of pants yesterday! Hooray! But my legs are awkwardly long and that means my pants are usually awkwardly short. By the... transitive property. Or something. GEOMETRY'D.

I just wrote about nothing. I should be writing an English paper but it'll yield the same thing. Except it'll be a Word doc about nothing.

No but really MY WHOLE FACE HURTS. Oh noooo I really hope my roommate didn't get me sick. She's been coughing for like a week straight. Like literally. One whole week just AAACKKKACKACKACK. There's this girl at my work that makes disgusting noises when she eats/drinks. It makes my headache worse. AHHHH.