Jul 30, 2018
me: alright so German, we need a word for 'slug'
German: cool cool cool...Schnecke
me: okayyyy no that's the word for 'snail'
German: ahhhhhh yes I see...Nacktschnecke
me: so just 'naked snail' that's what we're doing now
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me: alright so German, we need a word for 'slug'
German: cool cool cool...Schnecke
me: okayyyy no that's the word for 'snail'
German: ahhhhhh yes I see...Nacktschnecke
me: so just 'naked snail' that's what we're doing now
Deutscher Humor Da gibt es nichts zu lachen. That's No laughing matter. #learngerman #smartergerman #germanhumor #germanhumour (at Kreuzberg, Berlin, Germany)
Yeah! I‘ve received my DVD from the Kickstarter campaign „Nichtlustig“ (Notfunny) of German comic artist @joschasauer! It took about 3 years from backing until fulfillment. This is something you have to have always in mind. Crowdfunding is not a normal business. You invest in a project, in people. This can result into a wonderful experience or a total loss of money and everything between both. During such a long time your needs also might change. Technical projects might be not state of the art, when they finish (if they finish). But that is part of the game. In this case I have had no doubt that the animation series of @joschasauer will finish some day. He is long enough in business, has a wide network of fans, friends and colleagues, who would support. And even after 3 years his work is still a unique piece of art. And now, please excuse me... 😁 . #nichtlustig #germanhumour #germancomic #kickstarter #crowdfunding https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo6rdvDBKem/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n6m8v9uekkm9
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Первый школьный день прошел. Вам в ленту немножко политики 😉😄 #germany #politics #germanhumour (at Edeka Zelenka)
During May Day I noticed the sneakers that had been hanging from the giant "M" sculpture at Görlitzer Park since forever had sadly been cleared (presumably by the Polizei during one of their recent raids). Now I see someone has replaced them - with a BICYCLE. And if you look closely, the shoes are back as well. So many questions - How did they do it? Who knew Germans had a sense of humour? And who awoke today to find their bike missing? A+
GERMAN HUMOUR
Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
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A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problems are destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat.
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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is far more efficient in both time and money to change it yourself. Failing that, ask a relative or neighbour to change it for you.
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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.
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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different things, nothing happened, as the three men of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.
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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says, "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says, "I just got back from a funeral."
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? "Would you like an ice pack?"
Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.
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A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity.
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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
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A man walks into a whorehouse and pays a prostitute for sex. He contracts an STD and passes it onto his pregnant wife. Their child is born deformed and has a difficult life. When asked if he could see the humour in the situation, the child replied, "No. No, I don't."