Todd: Welcome back to the show, Gerry Todd here interviewing Phillip and Cole’s Variety Team live in our studio. We have the whole team with us now. Let’s start again with you, Phil. How do you manage to cause so much trouble? First you started the news wars, then you had all types of attention for comments about the shootings, those interviews with young ladies. Are you a ladies man or something.
Brad: I’m the only one who likes to fool around, but I can’t do much since my brother made me 350 pounds.
Ford: That’d be me. Serves you right Brad for falling asleep during that interview last winter.
Ford: We were in Connecticutt just dropping by every radio station from New York to Rhode Island and they all got so tuckered out I was the only one left to interview. That gave me the opportunity to point out the difference between my brother Brad and my cousin Cole.
Cole: Yeah, on accounta Phil here never figured out how to make our voices sound diff’rent.
PBC: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK TO YOURSELF WITH 8 VOICES?
Cole: Yeah, I reckon 7′s a whole lot easier.
Todd: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Um ha ha ahhh So...will you have a French cousin soon or Spanish.
Rupert: I hope not. It’s tough enough in here with these 3 hillbillies.
Cole: Hey, I’m not a hillbilly. I’m a redneck.
Todd: Ha ha what about Ford?
Ford: As a judge I do not use sterotypes to describe any person.
Todd: Phil, how did you decide to make Ford a judge?
PBC: Brad bursts into song whenever someone reminds him of the lyrics.
Todd: We heard that in the last segment.
PBC: Ford breaks into Shakespeare.
Todd: Shakespeare, so if I said To be or
Ford: Not to be. That is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler.
PBC: Shut off his microphone. He knows every line for the next 2 scenes.
Todd: I’ll take another break.
