I've seen Gert x Vi, I've seen Gert x Jinx, I've even seen Gert x Lest, but WHERE is the appreciation for Badass Diva Girlfriend Gert x Loser Boyfriend Mylo???
IMAGINE
Everyone finds out Gert has a boyfriend, and rumors go around about who it could be, then in walks this wet-rat-looking stick figure of a man with the stupidest mustache in Runeterra.
Mylo strolls into the bar like "GUESS WHAT, FUCKERS, I FINALLY DID IT! I GOT MY GIRL!" and everyone's like "finally, he realized Gert's way out of his league, now what loser has the misfortune of dating him?" then tHERE SHE COMES, striding in after him like "Yeah... His loser charm got me."
She's a badass with a career in music. He's in the front of the crowd every single time she plays, alternating between staring with the most adoring eyes and hyping her up like Zaun has never heard anything better.
She's taller than him. Enough said. Have you seen him? He's a stick! And have you seen her? Those arms have muscles! She can lift him up with one arm! He can tell her not to do it in front of his siblings, but she can do it anyway while smirking her head off!