ok i don't really have any friends into Myers-Briggs types, so I'm just gonna bitch along with you. you and me, we got the shittiest powers. I'm an ISTJ. You know what that is on the chart? PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. wtf all the others are at least moderately cool. What the hell? Who thought of that. Does the maker mean a perfect memory? Cause that'd be kickin'. But a photographic memory is really lame as far as powers go. And literary manipulation? What. 'Oh look i can change the words on this sign'
that’s rough, buddy D:
But ok I’m gonna be Ms Positive McPositron today bc maybe u need someone 2 cheer u up? Because
Literary animation: project narrative stories into reality by reading wHAT IF I READ THE OBAMA-TAEMIN FANFICTION this is too good
Dimensional storage/travel: to trap people/objects in the books. Check it, magic tree house!! U too voldemort
Summon things using books. Basically, “mage”
And yeah of course editing texts like I could make a stop sign say “dickbutt” or something. Lit manip would be so useful for daily pranking needs
And memory magic for u though can u imagine
u’ll never feel how shitty it feels to forget/lose something important, never forget ur friends bdays, ace every single test without studying, basically become smarter than everyone else
REMEMBER ALL YOUR DREAMS also your dreams would be so intense and detailed and amazing
MEMORY PALACE!!!! MIND PALACE OF MEMORIES
Being able to physically go back into a memory, and bringing people with you
MEMORIZE SONG LYRICS AFTER ONE LISTEN like holy shit
Solve mysteries bc no one else gonna remember the littlest details and clues you could be Sherlock except cooler bc you’re not an asshole
Ok basically even tho our powers seem lame, they could still be hella useful, just for more real-world day-to-day uses u feel
Also I want a story about some chumps with really dumb powers who come together and do really cool things bc that would be hilarious
"how did u save the world?" "haha i used my magical power of lyric-improvisation to beat the big bad in a rap battle fuck yeah"
But yeah I still would want Flying over Lit Manip sorry
