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[thetiredbi]

Me: Isabelle, do you know...what Shiro is shaped like?

Isabelle: Yeah!

Me: a boyfrie-

Isabelle: A Burrito!

Me: Um...

Isabelle: ...I mean a Dorito.

Isabelle: I'm tired

[sleepisfortherich]

This Simp Shit Crosses Over ALL Color Lines Young Homie. 👑 We’ll call this Young Lad Connor. Connor is What We call a ‘Suicide-Watch Simp’. 👑 Peep the Lingo he Used while trying to Convince ‘STREETIE’ to take Him Back. Listen at all that Sucka A__ ‘You’re Killing Me’ talk… Peep how He dug His Painted Black Nails into His Neck as if to Simulate Bodily Harm…. Then lastly, peep how at the End, He put his Car in a Punch Blender. Further Hurting His Hands, Knuckles, & Self-Esteem… 👑 If You know any ‘Suicide-Watch Simps’ who’ve been recently Broken Up with or Divorced, PLEASE make Frequent Welfare Checks & Courtesy Calls on them… It’s about to be a Long Hot Summer for these Simps & the Ladies Don’t seem to be letting Up off the BIG EYE LASH ENERGY… Simps Guard Your CHEST…Preferably around that Heart area.🤣😤 #StayTunedForMore #RedPillAwareness #ItWasJustYourTurnConnor #GetaHoldOfYourselfMan #FocusOnYOUMen #PurposeFirstAssLast #StartYouABusiness #LearnASkillOrTradeYoungHomie #NickiDTaughtYou #SleepisForTheRich™️ (at Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ-M66ghnqx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[skipper91222-fanfiction]

Crap that was supposed to be anon. 🐑🐑🐑🐑 Lol just kidding I love you.

Love you too, but you concern me on so many levels...

[skipper91222-fanfiction]

Babababababababababababababaabababaababababababab Book shoop Have you any Morals?!??!!!! Nah bruh nah bruh. I like coral.

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[skipper91222-fanfiction]

Shoutout

Shoutout to getaholdofyourselfman for helping me find an easier way to switch between blogs so I don’t have to log out every time :D

You guys should totally follow her ;)

[nxy]

Finnick? Ron Weasley? Idk.

finnick was already guessed

[trisidael]

I drew a picture of you. ❤️ Can i post it please?

Really?! Omg thank you! :D

Of course you may! I’d love to see it!

[skipper91222]

I was tagged by

dreamersneverlose


Rule one: you can only say guilty or innocent! Rule two: you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! Rule three: tag three to ten of your friends to answer this! 


1. Asked someone to marry you? - Innocent


2. Kissed one of your friends? - Innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar? - Innocent


4. Ever told a lie? - Guilty


5. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? - Guilty


7. Kissed a picture?- Innocent


8. Slept in until 5:00 pm? - Guilty


9. Fallen asleep at work/school? - Guilty


10. Held a snake? - Innocent


11. Been suspended from school? - Innocent


12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? - Innocent


13. Stolen something? - Guilty


14. Been fired from a job? - Innocent 


15. Done something you regret? - Guilty  


16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? - Innocent


17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Guilty


18. Kissed in the rain? - Innocent


19. Sat on a roof top? Guilty


20. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent


21. Sang in the shower? - Guilty


22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Innocent


23. Shaved your head? - Innocent


24. Slept naked?~ Guilty


25. Had a boxing membership? - Innocent


26. Made a datefriend cry?- Innocent


27. Been in a band?~ Innocent


28. Shot a gun? ~ Innocent


29. Donated blood? - Innocent


30. Eaten alligator meat? - Innocent


31. Eaten cheesecake? - Innocent


32. Still like someone you shouldn’t?~ Guilty


33. Have/had a tattoo? - Innocent


34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?~ Guilty


35. Been too honest? - Guilty


36. Ruined a surprise? - Guilty


37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk afterwards -Innocent


38. Erased someone in your friends list? ~ Guilty


39 Dressed in feminine (if you’re masculine) or masculine (if you’re feminine) clothing? - Guilty


40. Joined a pageant? - Innocent


41. Been told you’re beautiful (in person) by someone who totally meant what they said? - Innocent


42. Still have communication with your ex? - Innocent


43. Cheated on someone? - Innocent


44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? - Innocent


45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? - Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard? - Innocent

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?~ Innocent

48. Thought about suicide? - Guilty

49. Thought about murder? - Guilty

50. How about mass murder? - Guilty

51. Rode in a stranger’s vehicle?~ Innocent

52. Stalked someone? Guilty

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?~ Innocent

54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? - Innocent

55. Went a day without eating anything?- Innocent

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