#getreadytosmash

[caiera-the-oldstrong]

@getreadytosmash

She ran towards the SMASHers. Arms open. While most might have expected her to leap into Hulk’s embrace, Caiera brushed right past him. And Red too. Instead she wrapped one arm around Skaar and one around Rick.

Caiera pulled the youngest members of the team into a hug. “Hello my sweet boys.”

[usually-abnormal]

“I also have this. It's a pretty rock. Gwen gave it to me." For Betty and Creature

@getreadytosmash

Creature smiled as Betty showed him the rock. “That was kind of her. You two are quite close, aren’t you?” He thought it was sweet how motherly Betty was towards the young girl. It made him think about what it would be if they ever had their own children one day. Assuming they actually could, he had no clue if he’d be viable option for that given the nature of his creation.

“She calls you her mother…” he said carefully. Full disclosure, he’d been trying to figure out how to ask this for a while. Betty could be a bit sensitive at times, and he tried not to pry into her past. He understood more than anyone how hard it could be to talk about it. But he’d been curious ever since the girl showed up. “Is she your daughter?” Creature asked. He then quickly added; “It’s completely fine if she is. It doesn’t change how I feel about you, and though I’m not the best with children, I’ll do my best to be there for her as well as you, my love.”

[awkward-snake-girl]

“No! Dammit, kid, don’t listen! Hang in there!”for Red >:3

@getreadytosmash

Mattie’s breathing was reduced to sharp pained gasps as panic rose within her. She thrashed violently, growling, screaming, trying anything to break free from cell that held her. Though the High Evolutionary didn’t seem too bothered by her attempts, looking at her with a mix of mild interest and cold detachment that reminded her far too much of the look Lana used to get before she…

Mattie screamed, Red’s voice a buzzing distorted mess from her confiscated phone.

“What a fascinating piece of work you are. And to think a creature like you came from earth naturally” he glanced at the old scars on Mattie’s arms. “More or less.” He amended. “You are going to make an…interesting test subject, Miss Granger. We’ll see if we can’t improve on what’s already been done, hm?”

“F-fu-fuck…you…” Mattie wheezed.

As turned to leave he spared another glance at mutant girl. “If I were you, I’d get some rest. You’re going to need it.” With that, he left her alone…well, she had thought she was alone. She could hear machinery and the clicking of metal on the cold floor. Then she heard a tiny voice.

“It okay…this is new home now…you get used to it…”

[sebastianshaw]

@getreadytosmash​ - continued from HERE “While I don’t share your pleasure in slaughtering my own steak, I won’t deride you yours. I’d rather like to watch some time, in fact. But the purchasing of it comes with additional benefits. You see, the meat you buy has been farmed. It has been raised. And the higher the price, a better quality of meat is had. Far better, I’m sure, than some wild game, stringy and underfed and full of parasites. Let me introduce you, my verdant darling, to the beauty that is wagyu beef. And as for the butchering of your enemies---that’s still on the metaphorical table as well, if you wish. You’d just need to be a trifle more careful about it. Speaking of trifle----care for some after the dinner I just offered?”

[littlemeangreen]

Yeah I've done gone done it again, I made memes! But people like them so it's kinda me thing now (which is really sad in a way but sush). SO here we have the accurate description of a guy who can only dance for booty, what happens when someone hurts his kids vs trying to scare his kids and to even things out, I even threw in my beloved son at @getreadytosmash who I am probably gonna try and kill at some point since he's so loved.

BONUS FOR MATCHING BOYFRIENDS HOWEVER

@frilledgay and @soaringskyward see, this is the OTP.

[marvelpositivity]

@getreadytosmash is an absolutely amazing rp blog, their writing and headcannons are fantastic! They made me fall in love with the character of the Leader and each of their portrayals are spot on! The mun is also super nice and fun to talk to, I can always count on them to put a smile on my face. If you like hulks, then you should one hundred percent check them out!

[the-ncighborhood-a-blog]

Evermore

@getreadytosmash

Enid has always been a funny girl to the small provincial village where she was raised. She was beautiful, but always focused on curiosities and books. She wanted to be an inventor, and to leave the provincial life paved before her, and most judged rather harshly of her peculiar dreams and mindset. She took after her father, a deaf man who made intricate music boxes and liked to study plants.

The village had never been the place for her, but they still believed she should marry and have children. They thought it would ground the girl, and there was certainly a ‘paragon of man’ in the village who planned to be the one to ground her. Until she disappeared. Why did she disappear? Because she went after her father when he had gone missing on a trip.

That was where she was now. Her father’s horse had guided her back to where her father had disappeared, and she was on the way into the decrepit castle, running on the fuel of saving her father. She was headed for the dungeons where she head her father calling for help. She couldn’t help but run instead of worrying about stealth— he never made noise unless it was bad. This must be.

She had no idea what she was getting herself into.

[angrychesticles]

@getreadytosmash, closed starter. 

"Hulk is Hulk! Stranger not Hulk! Who is stranger? Why look like Hulk?”