#getsent

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The Prowl/Tarn was in the Garbage husbands AU soul mate edition. Aka GetSent I think. You have Prowl arguing his ride or dies the DJD Rolls up and Tarn decides to capture his soulmate plus gestalt and in an epic hate frag they knock eachother up.

Then while they're arguing in pure petty bitchyness Pharma, (Tarn forgot to cancel the T-cog delivery) flys up and he's the third soulmate of the trine. Compleetly oversets the what few comprmises over the new base because it's completely unsuitable for flight flames.

Exactly

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Yeeessss.

Impactor/Springer baby is now added to the docket. Springer would forbid Prowl from so much as thinking about being Grandpa but Kup is welcome. Unfortunately, all their kids are the only ones within each others age ranges and so playdates happen.

Springer and Prowl, whose personalities are funnily alike, do eventually become amicable and Springer doesn't mind the Constructicons. Springlet (nickname for baby Springer) of course adores their many large relatives and Uncle Megatron.

Also since they'd all be in the same spot lets go ahead and throw a Roddy & Arcee & Springer friendship into this. All of them need more friends.

Sentinel and Getaway are going through it about the Rung thing. Even worse, the Rodimus was the right thing.

Rodimus is gonna be so smug about this until he realizes that "wait a minute"–Rung is Primus? He has to sit down a few minutes.

Also the Prime + Primus Effect causing baby booms is so funny. Two weeks with three primes by the time they arrive to Megatron's trial half the crew is hitched or pregnant.

(Including Megatron with a guilty Minimus and smug Roddy trailing behind.)

Yesyesyesyesyes

Kup is grandpa material

So many of the kids are just gonna call Prowl "Prowl". No "grandpa", no "dad", no "carrier", no "sire". Just "Prowl" lol.

The constructicons are oddly nice when compared to a lot of the recognizable personalities in this game

Springlet is adorable

Oooo yesss!

Getty and Sent are absolutely going through it, but they're going through it together.

Roddie this is what happens when you sit down and think for a minute

It issssss

I'm almost inclined to suggest this is SUPPOSED TO happen? Albeit at a much slower pace, but the universe has to make up for the population loss caused by the war somehow. "Shit we're way behind schedule, you take a baby and you take a baby and YOU TAKE SEVERAL BABIES!!!"

Oh we know we can't leave Megatron out of the fun

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I love the idea of Prowl having coniptions because Megatron's the Uncle/Godparent to his grand baby. The Constructicons are pointing out that anything that so much as look at the kid hostility is "gonna get slaged by the Slag Maker. Assuming the parents don't have it handled of course. Or we dont. Or the other Wreckers dont get there first." The last part was added when Drift, Perceptor, and Whirl gave them the side eye.

Thought three primes in one place might break/overload the Memory Cuse on Rung. The LL baby boom/Love Boat effect is because Rung is in proximity to the Prime that was the closest match to the Matrix. Puting him in proximity with Sent and OP just let his divine self fix things. But proximity to Prime(s) plus Primus equals baby boom.

Primus/Rung wants his children to be happy and fruitful. Rung had been so happy and excited about the baby boom then click. He rememberes. Actually everyone remembers him now all over the universe. Tyrest has an existential meltdown and follows Rung around like a lost puppy.

Sent has to have a lie down and a cry. His god just flat out told him everything Sent was taught about religion was a damn lie and Optimus and fragging Rodimus were practioners of the true way. Rung is there with tissues giving a "I'm deeply unhappy witn your actions but I believe you can do and be better," talk that puts Optimus's "I'm not mad, just disappointed," lecture to shame.

He's having so many strong opinions about this and the constructicons keep pointing out why Megs being the godparent is a good thing

That kid is gonna be so well protected it's insane

Sdfhjk

Okay okay but that's an interesting explanation which makes me wonder if creation is the true purpose of the Matrices

WaIT THIS IS STILL PART OF THE GETSENT AU ISN'T IT

Aww yes

Rung has been kinda sorta repaired

I am remembering Cuppajj's one au that exactly had that, Tyrest following Rung around everywhere which I think will be good for Tyrest, that mans needs some help and we can help him with a little bit of metaphorical elbow grease

Ohhh Sentinel.

🎶Rodimus and Optimus were right🎶

ohhh Rung yes yes yes yes yes

Rung's right in this case.

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Prowl respects his spy kid's attempt, killing Megatron is a perfectly respectable goal, and he is happy to hear his other spy kids, Skids and Atomizer, are alive but he does offer some criticism on his overall plan involving the rest of the crew. It would have made more sense to seduce Rodimus and drive a wedge between them and turn the crew on Megatron. He does think using the Galactic Council is a nice touch, and attempting to send the DJD is a bit poetic but too extreme not to mention uncontrollable, and he can have his Nudge Gun back when he isn't grounded.

It's important to support your subordinates (kids) initiative according to Kup.

Getaway gets chewed out and then told that they will work on the next attempt together and Prowl has a plan.

Sentinel is another kettle of fish.

Getaway is his subordinate, somewhat a mentee in ways (and Prowl’s undisputed favorite) and respects him so he listens.

Sentinel keeps having to be reminded he is not the boss and is living here on Prowl’s good will and is basically a terrible relative you made the mistake of letting move in who keeps talking about the Worst Opinions about modern times at dinner. Worse is that he and Getaway apparently moved passed their disagreement and are flirting in front of Prowl.

He is suffering.

Yep yep Prowl's got many opinions, positive and negative

It would've lmao

Prowl babygirl goddamn you're grading Getaway's plot

Sdgjff yes. Ah yes they're gonna try again with daddy's help this time.

Also OWO I wonder what Prowl's plan is??

Sentinel has the most rancid takes and Prowl Exe Georg here is more than a little bit done with his shit, but alas. Sadly Sent seems to be a package deal with Prowl's favorite trash son-ordinate.

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Yes so hard to JazzOP. JazzOP is one of my favorite old G1 Cartoon ships.

Also Swerve/Rung is unexpected but very fun choice. I generally like Swerve/Skids or Rung/Skids, yet never thought of that. Either way this is thrilling.

Rung just spilling everyone's secrets until they are browbeaten into compliancy.

Optimus shows up to the Carrier Support Meeting, and that's how everyone finds out. Jazz is alternating between terrified and delighted about this, and Optimus has something to throw all his midlife post-war crisis energy into that is healthier.

Yessss

Rung would listen to Swerve any day all day, and there will be so much affection between them

Rung owns so much blackmail it's insane

YEPPP

That's Optimus's way of announcing it lol

Jazz has so many emotions about this

And yes. Yes this is a relatively healthy option for Oppy

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The final reunion between GetSent and the Lost Light crew though is going to be hilarious.

Atomizer is like half convinced his friend his dead and relieved to reunite with the boss and re-introduce him to Skids and the rescued Dominus only to find Getaway following behind Prowl with a (smaller than the last time they met) orange problem he embarrassingly introduces as his Conjunx. Rodimus, who is still kind of pissed, hears this and Sentinel wants to keep it quiet and immediately spreads around how Sentinel was redeemed through the power of love and the little orange minibot with Getaway is him.

Rodimus gleefully updates Optimus with wide eyed innocence, that is doe eyed and fake, about the healing powers of love and restorative justice and how it benefited Sentinel surely if Sentinel can be redeemed certain other people can to.

Needless tonsay GetSent accidentally help destroy Prowl’s case against Megatron as a case study and give Roddy an idea to argue for Megatron working off his damages like Sentinel is via the Lost Light as a rescue ship.

Prowl snaps the datapad he is holding in half, while Scavenger starts making soothing noises and Bonecrusher asks if they should cut the Lost Lights breaks.

Prowl appreciates hos gestalts support.

All the spies are now surroundibg Getaway and Sentinel though to give him "talk". Including Jazz who has finally started talking to Prowl again and met back up with Getaway.

Jazz is the one who helped train Getaway in hand-to-hand and is fond of him.

This is not a good thing for Sentinel.

Yesssss yes it is

"Orange problem"

Lmao yeaaaa

Roddie saw that opportunity and took it, you petty beautiful bastard ily.

Of course he runs to Optimus about this, yes yes, and pulls the most unconvincing act to ever work

The powers of #GetSent have foiled Prowl's plans, alas! Go fuck yourself Prowl, you are amazing but you lost this one girly

I mean Rodimus that is a good idea

Sdfgjkk. Ah yes, the constructicons arguing in favor of the Lost Light.

They're trying to comfort their failhusband, aww

Mmmhm time for the shovel talk yes yes, oh Sentinel if you fuck this one up you're ending up six feet under on seventeen different planets.

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A united front against Sentinel is the best thing to ever happen to the Constructicon/Prowl dynamic especially since both had time apart post their break up. Him calling them help repair the moon and then letting them put Sentinel to work was an olive branch.

Now he finds this strangely sexy and is having to seduce his boyfriends back. Thankfully, they find his shitty attempts at dadding and plotting also incredibly sexy. Petty, in their opinion, is a great look on Prowl, and his decision Sentinel has to work for his Energon had whole layers of him being in charge and letting them beat up a Prime.

Getaway meanwhile has opinions on the Constructicons who are startled by Prowl's soft (for him) attitude towards him and treat him accordingly.

Fortress Maximus is still working on his recovery which includes building bridges and realizing Prowl is a sadsack and Getaway is three seconds away from a breakdown, his natural niceness takes over and despite Prowl being an asshat the Moon Husbands slowly warm up to him and Fortress Maximus actually offers him friendly relationship advice.

Sentinel is exhausted and determined, and while doing construction, puts him near the titans he is interested in raising. Sentinel can be patient and mentally curses the Constructicons during the day. Unfortunately, being away from the LL has not managed to stop his regard, and he finds himself still attracted to Getaway. Especially since they now have a new shared dislike of the Constructicons and agreement, they are bad for Prowl.

He decides, logically, the only way to overcome this is to convince Getaway to Conjunx him so there is little risk to betrayal and they will have to do a full old fashioned Spark bond where they die together to make sure they cooperate. This proposal does not go as planned as it is very Mr. Darcy First Proposal because Sentinel views himself as hot shit and mentions he has struggled against these feelings and all rational thought says Getaway is terrible.

Getaway reacts accordingly, and Sentinel is now sleeping outside in alt mode because Getaway hacked the system and Red Alert keeps "forgetting" to let him in or "losing" his com call.

Sentinel in desperation, Prowl was not sympathetic to his blight goes to Fortress Maximus and asks advice saying since he is "one of those" and managed to find two partners and is a Maximus, respected family, surely he can offer some worthy advice. Fort Max embarrassedly admitting he and the moon husbands are not Conjunxed yet makes Sentinel deeply judgemental.

And leaves him, clenching teeth, with the realization he will have to, though he hates it, ask the only other group around. The Constructicons. Getaway is too valuable to lose with limited resources as they are.

Code for he has Feelings and Hates them. Sentinel’s mentor/Prime would be deeply ashamed of him.

Yes it was🥰

Sentinel was such an asshat dickbag he got the constructicons their Prowl back

Aww yeah

YEPPP Getaway meet your stepdads, now they're gonna care about you damn it

Ah yes marriage time, plan A

Sdhhf. One of the few smart decisions Getaway has made, and Red is backing him up on that lmao

Oh Sent you 💖pathetic loser💖

Sentinel babygirl you are also "one of those"

Ah yes, the last option. The green harem

Yep yep, he's got the feels and he's been taught his entire damn life the feels are Bad™️

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The GetSent shenanigans are just going to continue to get worse once they find Prowl and his harem. You have a gestalt full of Deceptacon himbos trailing Prowl around "helping." Just GetSent is stuck couch surfing with them because they have nowhere else to go and won't leave. It's like having 5 Kronks(of pull the lever fame) wandering about. The problem child and his it's complicated are given hard hats and shovels and put to work. They are salty about this. Prowl hopes they take the hint.

Ah yes

Prowl's harem, the constructicons 🥰

They're trying

Sfghjkll yes

Prowl has dubbed you constructicon Jr's lol