I don’t really think they’d choose to get married in central London either... unless I am adding it to the list of weddings. ;) Their private wedding for friends and family up north somewhere. Their destination wedding/lads’ holiday where they get hitched again on a beach at sunset. Their royal wedding in central London that they invite everyone to and release pictures from and the press has an absolute field day with.
Listen, they must have proposed to each other at least fifteen times by now. That’s only ONE wedding per FIVE proposals. One out of five!!! They’re super rich, they’ve been dreaming of this since three months after they met, they’ve had to hide their love more than anyone ever should, they’re the greatest love story of our generation: HELL YEAH GET MARRIED THREE TIMES. SLOW DANCE TO THE HUNDRED SONGS ON THEIR ALREADY PARED DOWN, ESSENTIAL PLAYLIST. WEAR CRISP BLACK SUITS AT ONE AND BLUE SEEKSUCKER AT ANOTHER AND WHITE WITH FLOWERS IN HARRY’S HAIR AND SAND BETWEEN THEIR TOES TO FINISH. Maybe they’ll get married once for every time they blatantly implied they would during an interview before they were out. So... more than three times, then. ALL. THE. WEDDINGS.
