honey: ☠ - angry/violent headcanon + ✿ - Sex headcanon + ☮ - friendship headcanon + ♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon ;; sans: ☾ - sleep headcanon + ☆ - happy headcanon + ☮ - friendship headcanon + ▼ - childhood headcanon
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
//Honey doesn’t get angry often, it really takes a lot more effort than its worth and it can usually fuck up relationships. But when he does get angry his voice/body language/ and just general demeanor changes at the drop of a hat. He doesn’t quite yell, but he does get loud, gestures a lot with his arms (usually in super wide arcs that would smack anyone standing too close in the face) (which he immediately apologizes for if its not the person he’s mad at. he can come back out of an angry rant just as fast as he went into one). He doesn’t get violent per say, but he does get..intimidating? But he’s still in control of basically everything he says and does, so he never usually steps out of line. He’s p damn weak so on the occasion that he does try to punch someone it would basically feel like a love tap. He doesn’t do that often. Hes all bark and no bite tbh
//Honey just..doesn’t care about sex. Its a thing he’ll do, sure. But he doesn’t find people sexually attractive and doesn’t really get turned on unless he’s already in the situation, if that makes sense? Its a pass time activity, it feels good, but thats pretty much all it is to him.
// He has 0 kinks, but he’ll do whatever his partner wants. He’ll do what he can to make them happy in bed, cause after all this isn’t really for him?
//he loves! having friends! Like Classic Pap he really enjoys having friends and surrounding himself with people he cares about and who care about him. He can be content w/ being around 1 person at a time or 10, and he engages all of them in interesting conversations and just makes sure that no one feels left out, no matter how large the group is
//Hes like the group therapist..everyone goes to him w/ their problems. He’s a pretty damn good listener, not so much at problem solving or giving advice (but he’ll put in his own two cents of course, anything to help)
// he probably takes people out on friend dates like what the fuck you platonic loving piece of shit where do you get the money to treat all your friends to milkshakes all the time wtf
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
// quirks wise..i dunno, he’s pretty good at navigation so he knows which direction he’s going all the time
//he’s lazier than sans, i dont know how thats possible but he is. like he leaves his door unlocked all the time, even the front door and just lets people walk in whenever they want.
//he’s literally the unsafest person while also being the safest like he leaves his door unlocked (including on the surface other people’s cars and shit like that) but he also refuses to let the driver pull away from their parking spot unless everyone has been buckled up (especially blue) and will often say things like “click it or ticket bro”
//he’s too lazy for hobbies, he just does whatever the person he’s hangin out is doing..or sitting on the couch watching them
// as much as he naps its not like..deep sleep. Its more so cat naps and he’s aware of pretty much everything thats goin on
// he has trouble actually falling asleep on a bed, and has the most successful naps on desks or couches or on the floor against the wall. When he is on his bed its on top of the pile of sheets and dirty clothes, no matter how uncomfortable it is
//in fact, the more uncomfortable the better
//he’s pretty good at pretending to be happy around people when he’s doin pretty shitty, so when he is genuinely happy there isn’t much of a difference in how he acts
//he stands up straighter for one thing, less slouching and trying to take up so little space. he still prefers to be a person no one really notices, someone in the background, but he doesn’t really /try/ to go unnoticed
//he talks more with his hands. gestures more enthusiastically than usual
//lots of people consider him a friend, but he only considers a few people to be his
//his list of closest people starts with Papyrus and ends with Honey (if this were an actual list Red’s name would be written on there, scribbled off, written again w/ a question mark)
//the closer of a friend you are, the more relaxed he’ll be, obviously, but he’ll..show it off more? Closest friend status: him literally laying in your lap and asking to be carried around cause he’s “too lazy to walk”
//him and papyrus were both created by Gaster, who had intended to try and create artificial souls with false determination to try and destroy the barrier But unfortunately, in order to create fake people..they gotta start off as babies and grow up. So Gaster got attached.
//That didn’t stop him from experimenting on Sans, though the older Sans got and the more he questioned things (and the more he cried because why does this /hurt/ why are you doing this to me i don’t understand) the more Gaster felt guilty. But y’know. Science. He couldn’t just /stop/ and let all this work go to waste
//So as a sort of coping mechanism Sans started asking questions about how things worked, what was being done to him, the science of it all. And eventually he got really into it. Making sure Gaster gave him a copy of the notes, studying up on things in his free time etc.
//And then Gaster fucked up and made Papyrus
//I could keep going with all of this but it’d get way too long for just a headcanon post..maybe another day if someone asks about it i’ll make a comic bout it all -shrug-
