#getting tail

[flawedemerald]

So u recently had the pleasure to view a shampoo commercial advertising admirable moisturizing properties. Apparently this chicks has such dry hair that birds confuse it with twigs and build actual nests in it. Luckily the shampoo makes the hair amazing in every way and it cures everything; but the thing is that while se had bird in her hair, se was getting more attention from beefcakes than I hope for in a six month span. Did she really need the 'poo? Really? Hmm?

[galacticfish]

If you don't have a six pack, you gotta have a six string.

Jaco Mikhail Grotsky Oelofsen

[shihaha]

If their intent in making this "PSA" was to traumatize me, then they surely succeeded beyond their wildest imaginations.