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gettinghammered replied to your post: i can’t believe this is it kids. like i can’t...

Everything okay?

(stretches out dramatically atop a velvet couch) no... but life goes on.

gettinghammered replied to your post: how do so many of yall have swords like wtf share

I make and sell swords online myself.

youre like a 1 enby armory

gettinghammered replied to your post: Do you all not own your own swords?

I would own most of the swords in town if I didn’t sell them.

It seems your small business may be experiencing some substantial growth in the near future, based on the sudden raise in demand.

gettinghammered replied to your post: what’s a good pormanteau of like… persephone and...

Siphone? Like symphony?

THIS ONE IS ALSO GOOD oh wow

gettinghammered replied to your post: Hello, you wild, wild Delaware children.

Hello you domesticated Illinois? crones.

My wife has worse names for me.

gettinghammered replied to your post: phones at 1% & my rooms on the other side of the...

I believe in you.

im sorry for letting you down

gettinghammered replied to your post: Having a guest for dinner!!!

Have fun.

Thanks!! I’ll try!

gettinghammered replied to your post: (gives my own post a note.) god, bitch, you’re so...

You are funny.

your pity notes give me hope, did you know that? they keep me afloat. gurgle gurgle.

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