I have so many blindfold jokes now...
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I have so many blindfold jokes now...
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So my mother was driving with her friend, and they were talking about things on their bucket list. So my mother's friend gives her this look and says that she still wants to feel that vibration between her thighs (keep in mind that this lady comes from a family where she wasn't allowed to ride a bicycle, because it was considered unholy) My mother, in a moment of shock horror, slams the breaks and almost rolls the car, because she definitely didn't expect her ultra conservative friend to be talking about such recreational toys.
It was a cello. My mother's friend was talking about playing the cello.
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