#gf pilot

[demico-art]

How do you react, that when Stan and Ford age and both have 80 years old, like in the Pilot, Stan becomes bald from the duo?

I’d react badly XD

[appatary8523]

You said something?

[mind--master]

Would you mind spreading the word someone uploaded the unaired gravity falls pilot a week ago so we can get it down? How should I report it, how do I fight this person

Well, you shouldn’t fight them, but there are multiple ways to get a video removed. If it’s on YouTube, then there’s a “Report” option on the video, which will let YouTube know that the video needs to be taken down. And you can also try leaving a bunch of comments in the comment section explaining calmly why the YouTuber should take down the video themselves.

If it’s on Tumblr, you can message the blog asking the same thing, but I’m not sure how to report them. 

All we can hope for is that the person who posted it has the decency to remove it, or that the website listens to our pleas.

[biolizardboils]

What is a ghost’s favorite ice cream flavor?

(s o u r c e)

[primarina-diamandis]

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

[snoopycomet]

Canon!Dipper: Anxious nerd who is slightly manipulative and sarcastic.

Pilot!Dipper: I will FIGHT you man!!! I WILL FIGHT ANYONE >:(

[stvrwar]

okay so does anyone know where I can watch the original GF pilot???

[phantom-mizero]

Okay this here is not only apparently written in German (except the big letters that say “Undead Creatures” and “Figure A” for some reason) but it's also in a script form called Sütterlin. The German Wiki article says that it was taught into the 1980s. It's a miracle I can read that stuff, even more so if it weren't so illegible. To make things clear, I've deciphered some of the words I could make out and the text says nothing about the undead whatsoever and the things I could make out made hardly sense at all. Also these texts seems to be copied into this, because there is clearly something missing on the right side of both of them. So, I've got some questions about this. Why and how did you do this, Alex Hirsch? If Dr Crackpot's Book of the Damned equals the Journals, does this mean Ford is fluent in German and, even worse, Sütterlin? Does he know of the “Latin a and Sütterlin Z” trick to find out in which moon phase we are? I'm only asking because it's a cute and neat trick and it would be cool if he could show that to the twins. What in the world was Dipper reading there, when it clearly couldn't be this page, for obvious reasons?