“You’re going to be amazing!"

30/Nonbinary/Aro/Ace who is far too much into cartoons and analyzing stuff.

[bafflednpc]

if binghe had just been an angry crier then jinlan city would have been resolved so fast. he tries to threaten sqq but his voice cracks on a sob and sqq crumples like a wet napkin at lightspeed

[let-me-iiiiiiiin]

[cloudabserk]

people say rocky is lesser because “grace talks down to him” but that’s literally just how grace talks

[tuesdayisfordancing]

#it's a good thing he teaches middle schoolers #bc if he was teaching any younger he'd be saying shit like “okay guys say goodbye to the fighter jet!" #and half the science team would respond “goodbye fighter jet!” tags via @hylasregilla

[rubylushi]

I like the CRT a normal amount

[sleepy-bebby]

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[rohirric-hunter]

I met someone at church two weeks ago who I had never spoken to before but she walked up to me and handed me a baby (FABULOUS red hair on that child), and said, "Have you met my youngest, Septus?"

And at first my only reaction was, "That's an odd name," so I asked, "Oh, why did you call him that?"

And she said to me, "Oh, he's my seventh."

And while I was pondering this information and its implications, dear reader, she did indeed turn away, look a nearby young woman dead in the eye, and say, "Prima, have you seen Trinity?"

[rohirric-hunter]

Big news: the week before last I met Prima, Trinity, and Setpus's brother Quintus

[rohirric-hunter]

Recently had a run in with Hectare. She's very cute. Very bad at staying quiet during church

[kasvion]

[prrrinci]

tennabig fuxckin hand rubbin ur knee but so big its more like creepin up ur thigh

[s-incerely]

thanks you Princi i think about it forever now

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[lunnefisk]

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

[sylvansylvain]

Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?

Kim: ...

Harry: What?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Inland Empire [80%]

Looks like you're the only one who can see it.

Harry: The... bone monster?

Kim: The bone monster.

Harry: Yes. The bone monster.

[rockergiirl]

THE BONE MONSTER - As you approach it grins, watching you watching it.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Good morning officers."

YOU - Continue looking at the bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - It tilts its head to the side quizzically at you.

YOU - Tilt your head in response.

THE BONE MONSTER - It begins leering over you, grinning even harder.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - The kid turns towards you.

PERCEPTION [LEGENDARY: SUCCESS] - For a moment he looked at the bone monster, and then to you.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Is there a problem, officers?"

KIM - "You will have to forgive my partner, he has quite an active imagination."

THE BONE MONSTER - "You hear that? I'm just a part of your imagination."

INLAND EMPIRE - I don't think he's a part of your imagination.

[meow-moment]

This man... He can see Ryuk? But how? The only explanation is that he touched my Death Note, but I've had it with me all day! Did he sneak into my room last night while I was asleep? But, all my security measures were intact... And he seems confused, is he putting on an act? Let me see if I can...

"Pardon me officer, I don't think I caught your name?"

"Uh, well that's the thing, I, uh, don't actually remember it at the moment."

Damn him! He knows I need a name to kill, and now he's taunting me! He can see Ryuk, too, so one wrong move could end me! I might have to make the eye deal at this point...

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LOGIC [Medium, failure]: This bone monster is obviously Kira. You are fucked.

Try to make Kim see the bone monster. [Suggestion, Legendary]

Attempt to arrest the bone monster.

Put yourself between the bone monster and Light.

Ask Light for some money.

Try to play it off as a joke and leave quickly. [Composure, Formidable]

[transcyberism]

> Attempt to arrest the bone monster

PERCEPTION [EASY: FAILURE] - You can't tell what gender it is.

YOU - "Excuse me, sir-- or, uh, madam?-- Bone... person..."

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs, a deep, gutteral sound, like air escaping from the lungs of a corpse. As its jaw moves, you can see rows upon rows of sharp teeth inside its gaping maw.

COMPOSURE [CHALLENGING: SUCCESS] - You stand your ground and manage not to freak out.

YOU - "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the police station. You... uh, match the description of a suspect... I think."

THE BONE MONSTER - It lets out a loud, phlegmatic belly laugh. "What are you going to do, arrest me?"

AUTHORITY - Damn right you are. Cuff him.

YOU - "Yes, as a matter of fact, I will. You are under arrest on suspicion of being Kira. Put your hands forward, wrists together."

KIM - "How exactly are you going to handcuff a hallucination, Detective?"

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs again, like this is the funniest thing in the world, before obediently sticking out its arms.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - His eyes go wide and his face goes pale as you place the cuffs on the monster's wrists, before his gaze darts to Kim.

KIM - He is staring at the cuffs. He looks bewildered. "Are those handcuffs... floating?"

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Shit! Ryuk, why did you have to comply?! Is this a game to you? No matter... They still don't realize that I'm Kira, not Ryuk. All I have to do is stay calm and act surprised. I'm sure Ryuk can just escape later, once he gets bored. And this other cop obviously can't see him, so it seems it's only the first one who has touched a Death Note... I just need to make it seem that he's the only one who can see Shinigami. Then I'll seem innocent, and he'll be the suspicious one!

"How did you do that? Is it some kind of magic trick?"

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SHIVERS [Heroic, Success]: As intimidating as it looks, the bone monster isn't the real threat.

Deduce who the real Kira is [Logic, Godly]

Ask Light what he knows about the bone monster.

Tell Kim I-told-you-so.

Convince Light you are a sorcerer [Drama, Impossible]

Ask Light if he has any cigarettes.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

I don't know shit about Harry's universe but I wanna see where this is gonna go. I vote cigarettes next.

[optimisticlucio]

[ospreyonthemoon]

Someone wrote a fic where he hit light with his car. It is a brilliant piece of coding and fiction.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I'd HIGHLY reccomend it- there's only one chapter, really (the second one exists purely as a workaround to make something that would otherwise be a popup into a link because its way too long to be a popup) and its 32,000ish words.

Its fun you should check it out

[saszor]

[ID in alt text]

"Tutorial" on how to draw an OC with dwarfism (well, some of it).

Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general.

You are heavily encouraged to do your own research because this does not contain everything you should know before making a character with any type of dwarfism.

Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.

If (when) you repost this on pinterest at least put a link to the original post somewhere..

[jessiesjaded]

Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo displaying a rare genetic mutation called leucism which creates a stunning blend of yellow, white, and black feathers.

[artsekey]

I present to you: Fullower House

(I was telling my friend that "Dad's Best Friend" sounded so much like Full House's theme and they didn't hear it. Thus: A Shitpost was Born)

[artsekey]

I WAS RIGHT

(from Toby Fox's newsletter)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[buff-shizun]

If something happened that kicked Shen Yuan's thin face to the curb I think Binghe would explode and die on the spot. Man can't handle that level of blatant flirting and seduction!

[buff-shizun]

YOU

Get back over here. How dare you leave that in the tags! We're calling this Operation: Shameless!

[buff-shizun]

I have been informed that credit is actually due to @sunderwight

.....so. sucking up my embarrassment for a hot second-

YOU!

We're still calling this Operation: Shameless because I think that would be a hilarious System Assignment Name, but due to extenuating circumstances (me being an idiot) I am taking criticism and / or alternative thoughts.

And now I'm gonna go hide away for the next three or four days until everyone forgets they ever saw me blunder like this.

[lurkingdorkness]

The better question is when exactly this happens. If it's post canon, Binghe is gonna be soooo damn happy he had proof his husband does indeed love him.

But let us consider this as a wife plot. Some point before Maigu Ridge, maybe before Jin Lan if you want to spare a lot of characters some trauma.

In fact, I'm going to run with pre-Jin Lan.

Shen Qingqiu is in full widow mode, the System is getting a bit worried at this point, so wife plot time now that Binghe is out of the Abyss!

He decides to pick up a mirror Airplane glazed over in favor of more bad papapa, thinking it will help him since the full powers are never explained.

Sadly, it appears to be a dud, but it makes a decent travel mirror, and it's real glass, so he likes using it on the road.

Right before they go to Jin Lan, he gets hit with a wife plot, but it also doesn't seem to work? He's feeling a little friendlier, but he can't complain. This is the best he's felt since he had to push his little sheep. Mu Qingfang and Liu Qingge are just happy he seems a bit less depressed, even if his teasing is really trying poor LQG. He hasn't gone on a good rant since the Conference, even if he's a bit less composed.

Jin Lan is going down as normal, though he did get a bit too mean and may have called Binghe pretty to his face, but who can deny that the Protagonist is beautiful? Even a straight man would notice.

He's in his room, and uses the mirror to see more than just a close up of his face. The effect kicks in, and he is forced to have some Realizations about himself and where his tastes lie (men in general, but Binghe in particular). The thought of how gorgeous he grew up to be is now pinging around his head like the dvd logo. Wouldn't it be nice if he could avoid his fate by just, offering himself up to the Protagonist?

Conveniently for Shen Qingqiu, newly awakened to his sexuality, this is when Binghe rolls up to talk with his Shizun.

He's got a plan, but honestly that goes out the window when his Shizun starts calling him beautiful. Even the slightest hint of flirting is met with great enthusiasm.

Needless to say, Without a Cure is no longer an issue. And Binghe will (aggressively) handle the trial. Shen Qingqiu is going to be very embarrassed now that the curse has worn off, but this is way better than the pickle jar so he isn't complaining.

[elisecairo]

[xsugarxglass]

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

[smallpwbbles]

I know he already said chapter 5 would be the last silly one but it scares me more that he’s really insistent in this newsletter that we are fucking in for it now.

Also what do you MEAN “one thing will be clarified whether we are ready or not” ? GIRL IM SCARED

[sergeon]

Finally did the other Flowers design

Also here's some post-knight flowery too