#gf shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

Bill: hello Ms. Tankthrust, wanna make a deal? *holds out his hand*

Bryce: sorry, I️ don’t touch The Gays

Bill: ma’am I’m not- I’m not gay. What made you think that? (Is lying)

Bryce: my nose says otherwise. I️ can smell a f****t from miles away

Bill: well I️ fucked your husband. He made out with my eye mouth and he liked it

Bryce: he’s America’s horniest terrorist so he better like it. I️ don’t sponsor his twinks for him to sit around and do nothing.

Bill: I️ like you, kid. How about we make a deal. You let me in and I’ll make you even richer

Bryce: you mean it’s possible to be even more rich? I️ will shake your hand with a glove

Bill: it’s a deal

[themadcapmathematician]

I hope my legacy is continuing to provide people with really fucking weird gravity falls shitposts long after the gravity falls fandom as we know it has departed

[lespoopypodle]

Babe help. He’s growing mold in my goddam house. Specifically the dishwasher. Again

[lespoopypodle]

Pick a number between 1-23

[lespoopypodle]

No, I’m not normal about this. But I️ did take a shower

[lespoopypodle]

I️ discovered some of the crazy coolest shit today. Something, something, Therapism Axolotl sent Bill to live with the Pines as some kinda rehab and now it lives rent free in my head. And now I️ have that Scissor Sisters song stuck in my head for obvious reasons

[lespoopypodle]

Bro either I️ can’t read/tell time or I’m just straight up cursed. The Book of Bill apparently isn’t getting here until OCTOBER 19th-21st

[lespoopypodle]

Bro are we having a Goncharov revival? Did the creator like come out with a book written by the villain that has some really fbaguette undertones and cause a resurgence in the fandom (looking at you Alex Hirsch)?