#ggcah

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I just remembered that I also added a white card that says "a plan where you lose your hat" to my friend's CAH deck.

we definitely need more jager-related cards

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additional white cards: the Dragon King from Mars, mechanical fish, going to Mars in a rowboat. Also just check through the chapter titles for gems. "sneaking into the Baron's lab", "Tarvek Sturmvarous, Boy Detective", etc.

“Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Boy Detective” is one of my favorites omg (not just for the contents!)

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Gilgamesh Wulfenbach's Magnificent Hat

SCHMOTT GUY!!

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white cards: "fun size mobile agony and death dispensors" "psychological torture chambers" "tarvek's dress designs" "the infamous falling machine" "the inevitable gushing post I make whenever Larana shows up in panel" black cards: "New from the Lady of Mechanicsburg: _." "Who has a crush on Von Zinzer this week?" "Agatha Heterodyne and the _" "The annual mechanicsburg _ festival"

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THE FSMAADDS?

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white cards: "The Socket Wrench of Prague" "no, it is the children who must be wrong" "Ve hunt!" "hiding in a death trap to escape assassins" black cards: "tourists ran screaming as ___ was unveiled as a new Mechanicsburg attraction" "I wouldn't have ___ even if you stripped it naked and dipped it in cheese!" "stand back everyone, I'm going to try ____!" "___ is why I haff descendants"

“no, it is the children who must be wrong” shit oh mgyod

it might be too long but i also thought of “If someone can’t handle an unpleasant truth? _. If someone won’t listen to reason? _. If people don’t choose to live peaceably? _. If you don’t like the rules, _.” 

i’m just imagining someone filling in one of them with “Wasps?” (or i mean the joke here is filling them all in with “wasps” cuz that was most of lucrezia’s plan probably)

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"And elegant and finely crafted ___" "What if we had an AU about _____" "Jäger poetry slam night"

I THOUGHT OF POETRY SLAM NIGHT TOO. oh this is great

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GG!CAH suggestions. White cards but... All the same... "Showing them all!" "Losing your hat" "dirigibles" "mad social science" "mimmoths" "the fashion clank" "getting a bomb thrown at you". Hm... I'll send more if I think of them. And yes, we do need a deck...

I THOUGHT OF “GETTING A BOMB THROWN AT YOU” but it was actually as a black card saying “He threw a _ at me!”

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ok so i have noticed there is no girl genius cards against humanity deck

@magicalspacedragon and i have taken the liberty to starting to fix this. so far we have: 

white cards: 

Anevka’s disembodied head

Castle Heterodyne’s death traps

Reducing everything Ardsley Wooster loves to a wet pile of used tea leaves

Othar Trygvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER

The perfect saucer

Race for the West Pole

Being a duplicitous weasel

50 foot tall statues of your girlfriend

The Castle Arc

Gil and Tarvek getting into another fistfight

Hogfarb’s Resplendent Immolation

Whatever the hell happened in Paris

A small death ray

Taking a lightning bolt to the face

Calling the Storm King “Andy”

Skifandrian holy days

Getting Tarvek Sturmvoraus out of the time stop

A steel plate tucked into your pants

Knowing Kaja Foglio may someday read this

and, finally, my personal favorite,

Wasps?

for black cards:

DEATH TO THE DESPOILER OF _.

Kolee-dok-zumil, sort of like _ and _. 

The latest saucy Agatha Heterodyne novel features _.

_/_/_ is the best OT3. 

_ is actually Van Rijn. 

What was Tarvek’s breakthrough project?

obviously we need more for a full deck. anyone else have ideas?