#ggrpgkurt

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PRIVATE // PUCKURT

@kurtsnyc:

Are you asking me on a date, Puckerman?

Duh. The datiest date to ever date.

You’re not telling me no, are you?

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saw kurt and jane at dinner on thursday. maybe jh is moving on after all?

J.H. can try, of course, but she’s not gonna be getting a whole lot out of this relationship -- but that may well be the very point. We’re sensing a pattern with her choice of suitor, and our guess is that she doesn’t want to make the same mistake she did with ex-flame J.P. 

As for K.H., he might want to look to M.R. if he’s shopping around for a beard. We hear her rates are really reasonable, even for the UES. 

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you'd better not hurt kurt hummel. dont u dare break his heart, mister!!!! he's to pure for this world, a sweet cinnamon roll

Oh, Puuuumpkiiiin, someone thinks I’m gonna hurt you. What they don’t know is that you are the big heartbreaker. Care to comment, dumpling? @kurtsnyc

[xoxogossipgleek]

BREAKING NEWS:

M.R. and S.E. have officially broken up. We here at GG feel that this was a long time coming, not just because their relationship was about as exciting as watching paint dry, but because little rose is clearly blossoming for another kind of flower entirely. 

M.M.2 is patient zero in what could be the city’s latest outbreak. It’s unconfirmed as of now what the disease could possibly be, but if our reports are to be believed, this is one you’re going to want to stay away from ... or is it? Fewer things are contagious than we’ve previously thought, after all. 

N.P. and K.H. are officially going steady. Congrats, boys! 

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TEXTS | PUCKURT

PUCK: I got you a present

PUCK: I think you'll like it

[xoxogossipgleek]

I heard that there has been a recent "family" reunion at the hospital between the Hudmel clan. Maybe FH's chair kicking took a more dangerous turn.

We can confirm that both F.H. and K.H. have been spotted at the hospital, with lovebird parents in tow, and our candy-striping sources have sent in word that the patient in question is K’s father, but we’ve yet to receive confirmation on the hows and whys. 

Despite our usual rep, we think this story’s just too serious to comment on with anything other than our heartfelt well-wishes to the H-H families. (Even if  F.H. is in danger of breaking something with his usual lack of anger management techniques.)

xoxo

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PRIVATE // PUCKURT

Nah, I’m good. Just messin’ around.

What’s up?

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PM: Hey. Where are you?

PRIVATE: The moon. It was a whole big thing and you missed it.

The same place I always am. Why?